Game Thread Twins@Tigers 5/13 6:08PM

[twinsnorth49]

Um ... I was thinking more 100

I like you.

[Gibby]

 

e e Cummings

 

  Yeah, I get it. Your fancy website did the capitalization on it's own.

[twinsnorth49]

Right. Now imagine that all over your body and the extrication process.

I'd rather not thanks.

[Riverbrian]

 

  Yep, I get to fly back in time.

 

Awesome... I've always known they were working on time travel. Didn't know they finished the job. 

[Squirrel]

Actually ... one of my favorite all time poems (I guess poetry is carried over from yesterday) is by cummigs ... 'i carry my heart ...'

[glunn]

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

 

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

 

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

 

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

 

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

 

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.

"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

[formerly33]

 

Um ... I was thinking more 100

Alright, ChiTown, you know that even you had more than 100 words. And if you know me at all, you should also know by now that I was born to write a novel of 1,000 pages, nut just words. And nobody ever said you'd have to read it.

[Squirrel]

 

  Yeah, I get it. Your fancy website did the capitalization on it's own.

Interesting ... it didn't on mine ...

[twinsnorth49]

Actually ... one of my favorite all time poems (I guess poetry is carried over from yesterday) is by cummigs ... 'i carry my heart ...'

I'm a fan of " These Eyes"..... wait....oops.

[Hrbowski]

 

Um ... I was thinking more 100

How long was today's?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Well, I've missed a lot of this game ... the Eastern time zone thing (good luck with that, Bri ... ) and then my sister called. Plus I'm just a little out of it. Meds and stuff will do that to a person. 

Mom, are you under the weather? If so I wish you a quick recovery.

[Riverbrian]

 

That looks painful.

 

OK... That's the new post of the night!!!!

[twinsnorth49]

Alright, ChiTown, you know that even you had more than 100 words. And if you know me at all, you should also know by now that I was born to write a novel of 1,000 pages, nut just words. And nobody ever said you'd have to read it.

don't worry, we won't .

[formerly33]

 

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

 

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

 

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

 

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

 

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

 

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.

"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

Alright, buddy. If I were the moderator, I'd remove this post since it isn't child friendly. Where exactly does this come in, anyway?

[twinsnorth49]

Alright, buddy. If I were the moderator, I'd remove this post since it isn't child friendly. Where exactly does this come in, anyway?

Game Thread, relevance is irrelevant.

 

I'm a moderator.

[Riverbrian]

 

Oh, I wouldn't want to LIVe in eastern time.  I used to wonder how people in Eastern time ever watched Late Night w/Dsvid Letterman when it didn't start there until 11:30.

 

I would usually only make it through the 1st 1/2 hour in Central time and then decide work would be a pain if I didn't get some sleep.

 

I'm moving to Michigan in less than a month. I'm gonna find out. 

[Squirrel]

 

Alright, ChiTown, you know that even you had more than 100 words. And if you know me at all, you should also know by now that I was born to write a novel of 1,000 pages, nut just words. And nobody ever said you'd have to read it.

Just giving you the business ... you write what you want.

[Riverbrian]

 

Right. Now imagine that all over your body and the extrication process.

 

Yeah that would suck but at least it will keep the rain off

[Gibby]

 

Actually ... one of my favorite all time poems (I guess poetry is carried over from yesterday) is by cummings ... 'i carry my heart ...'

 

  I know Cummings more than a manly man like me should, but I'm attracted to talent in any form.

[formerly33]

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

 

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

 

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: November 18, 2004

 

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

 

PS. Sure is freaking hot down here.

[USAFChief]

 

Alright, buddy. If I were the moderator, I'd remove this post since it isn't child friendly. Where exactly does this come in, anyway?

I liked it.  

 

Literally.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

 

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

 

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

 

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

 

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

 

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.

"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

I have had Waylan Jennings song "Luchenbach Texas" stuck in my head for a year and a half and now you throw this on me. Damn, I am in a tough spot.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

Alright, buddy. If I were the moderator, I'd remove this post since it isn't child friendly. Where exactly does this come in, anyway?

I think the story is about financial responsibility.

[USAFChief]

 

I'm moving to Michigan in less than a month. I'm gonna find out. 

I'd hope so...it should only take a couple days, at most.

[Squirrel]

I'm really into smoothies these days ... made a great one for lunch ... banana-peanut butter smoothie ... was delish!

[twinsnorth49]

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

 

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

 

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived

Date: November 18, 2004

 

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

 

PS. Sure is freaking hot down here.

Hey, hey now, this is a family show, dial it down....

[formerly33]

 

don't worry, we won't .

Oh good!! I can go wild and I won't even get banned!!!

[Hrbowski]

Come on, let's get out of this.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

  I know Cummings more than a manly man like me should, but I'm attracted to talent in any form.

 

Meh, if i was called on to write another sunday game thread intro, i was considering attempting to emulate cummings...

 

Not that i could do it well, but i'd try (the easy way out might be just to do the line ups)

[twinsnorth49]

I'm really into smoothies these days ... made a great one for lunch ... banana-peanut butter smoothie ... was delish!

 

Try it with dark rum next time, delishhhh