Article: Game Thread Twins@Indians 5/8 6:10PM

[Riverbrian]

 

Well, I was wondering when the Snapper Lawn Mower Pelf-Implosion Inning was going to take place.  It's only 2-2, so doesn't quite qualify.  Yet.

 

Yeah... I gotta mow the lawn tomorrow. Without that post... I might have forgotten.

 

It's all Pelf's fault

[JB_Iowa]

 

nope, no rules violated. Everyone is welcome at T.D. even Iowegians.

 

Don't have any ....gian in me.

[mnsportsgeek]

Don't strike out. Don't strike out. Don't strike out.

[mnsportsgeek]

Yes!

[Riverbrian]

Circus Boy update 

 

Vargas RBI... Twins back in front

[JB_Iowa]

 

[formerly33]

 

I think they did strictly sculptures back in Chief's youth.

http://dailyreckoning.com/dr-content/uploads/2013/06/JuliusCaesar.jpg

No TC?

[gil4]

 

Nah

 

JB Loves me and besides... She knows I'm from North Dakota so making Fun of Iowa is kinda pointless. 

See, that kissing up to the mods thing DOES work.

[formerly33]

 

 

nope, no rules violated. Everyone is welcome at T.D. even North Dakotans.

FTFY. Hope I remembered the state right; my memory is positively disgraceful.

Edited May 9, 2015 by always33

[Gibby]

 

Yes!

 

  That's what Chief said.

[Circus Boy]

 

Price??? No price. It is on the house my friend.

 

My people will contact your people.

[formerly33]

 

See, that kissing up to the mods thing DOES work.

I knew it. ChiTown didn't believe me because I'm failing miserably with her. Or am I failing miserably because she doesn't believe it?

[Bark's Lounge]

 

No TC?

The Twins did not exist in Chief's youth. 2,000 years after they did.

[mnsportsgeek]

Santana's defense makes my brain hurt.

[gil4]

Pelfrey's pitches by inning:  19-19-21
Pelfrey's runs by inning:  0-0-2

 

Evidence indicates he needs to keep it right at 19 pitches
 

[Riverbrian]

 

Pelfrey's pitches by inning:  19-19-21
Pelfrey's runs by inning:  0-0-2

 

Evidence indicates he needs to keep it right at 19 pitches
 

 

This was another Circus Boy Update

[David HK]

Jeepers-  It looks like dueling Pelfs, with him and Bauer out there.

Edited May 9, 2015 by David HK

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Er...

 

16 pitch 4th? 0 runs allowed?

 

for a 33% increase in the previous CBU on Pelfrey's pitches and runs...

 

Oh yeah, still 3-2 Twins lead entering the 5th.

[D. Hocking]

 

Bark...

 

How about a picture of Mr. Whipple with a box of Mr. Bubbles and Mr. Clean somewhere in the background

 

  Didn't expect it to get homoerotic.

 

Work in the picture of Mauer and Dozier hugging with Mr. Whipple, Mr. Bubbles, and Mr. Clean -- then it might get a little homoerotic (although a good clean homoerotic).

[Riverbrian]

HUNTER

[JB_Iowa]

 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Bark...

 

How about a picture of Mr. Whipple with a box of Mr. Bubbles and Mr. Clean somewhere in the background

Sorry for the delay. Phone calls, computer crashing, etc., etc...

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

HUNTER

Hunter makes it 4-2 with an absolute minimum of teamwork.

[Riverbrian]

 

Sorry for the delay. Phone calls, computer crashing, etc., etc...

Charmin.jpg

 

LOL... 

 

Ok... Lets focus on that photo of Mr. Whipple. 

 

Take the Charmin out and replace it with Buddy Hacketts head

[gil4]

 

Hunter makes it 4-2 with an absolute minimum of teamwork.

 

Teamwork is overrated (just like RBI and "mentoring younger players.")

[mnsportsgeek]

Pelfrey actually pitching pretty decently right now.

[ashbury]

  If those are melons, that's a hell of a face-shot to take.

And self-inflicted, which was the point.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Pelfrey actually pitching pretty decently right now.

Concur.

 

Fast inning, that one.

[formerly33]

Alrighty, here I am. Thanks, Bark. Speedy work there. I think you could use a raise. I commend you. Not only is it very, very bubbly, but it actually has a word large enough for everyone to read that defines me.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

LOL... 

 

Ok... Lets focus on that photo of Mr. Whipple. 

 

Take the Charmin out and replace it with Buddy Hacketts head

So high maintenance, but who am i to speak.