Article: Game Thread Twins@Indians 5/8 6:10PM

[formerly33]

 

Doe this work for you?

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Perfect.

[Platoon]

I'm sure my fellow USAF veterens will back me up when I say Im confident the world's finest air force stands ready to vigorously defend any piece of American territory that has sunny beaches, fine hotels, great golf courses and copious amounts of good rum.

You forgot oil!

[USAFChief]

Oh, and in case it hasn't already been stated (I'm still catching up): stick another fork in Torii. He seems to enjoy them.

ftfy.

[Hrbowski]

I saw that Syndergaard was called up, does that mean that the BB Bullet gets called up next?

[ashbury]

The double play may be the pitcher's best friend, but crooked numbers by his offense have to be invited to the party as often as possible, too.

[Platoon]

RB, if your new toilet runs over, you might have your water park and a water closet all 360 easy payments!

[Craig Arko]

Hold on tight now, Pelf.

[formerly33]

 

Called what.

That you'd be the next to jump on the bandwagon. Didn't I, Ash?

[Hrbowski]

 

That you'd be the next to jump on the bandwagon. Didn't I, Ash?

I got to work my current one in there.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

RB, if your new toilet runs over, you might have your water park and a water closet all 360 easy payments!

... and brown floaties to use.

[ashbury]

That you'd be the next to jump on the bandwagon. Didn't I, Ash?

One of a moderator's main qualities is the focused ability to forget 99% of what is written here.

[David HK]

Geez, he's looking more like SSSS-Pelf now.  Stop teasing us.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

One of a moderator's main qualities is the ability to forget 99% of what is written here.

I hope TD pays for all ya all's psycho therapy.

[formerly33]

 

I got to work my current one in there.

Sadly. Very distracting. Not to say annoying. And you're so annoying (this is not a personal attack, btw) that you'll just laugh and make a mental note to never, ever take it out. And I assure the moderators that that would be a personal attack on my poor nerves.

 

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Bowsk, you'll object to the year, but I couldn't find one for the 1995 version. Maybe we'll have to recruit Bark again.

[formerly33]

 

One of a moderator's main qualities is the focused ability to forget 99% of what is written here.

But it wasn't on here.

[Bark's Lounge]

Geez.. Torii's going gang busters today!

[Hrbowski]

We have a good friend now pitching for the Tribe.

[Hrbowski]

 

Sadly. Very distracting. Not to say annoying. And you're so annoying (this is not a personal attack, btw) that you'll just laugh and make a mental note to never, ever take it out. And I assure the moderators that that would be a personal attack on my poor nerves.

 

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Bowsk, you'll object to the year, but I couldn't find one for the 1995 version. Maybe we'll have to recruit Bark again.

"Please do."-Cory Provus

[formerly33]

 

 

We don't need Bark to make your new profile picture. I can do that for you any day.

[Hrbowski]

Swarzak looked pretty good.

[formerly33]

 

"Please do."-Cory Provus

So, my best friend is Cory Provus now?

[Hrbowski]

 

We don't need Bark to make your new profile picture. I can do that for you any day.

What? Take a picture of your sink?

[David HK]

I always liked 'Zak.  Wrestling aside...   

[Hrbowski]

 

So, my best friend is Cory Provus now?

I thought you were best friends with everybody.

[Platoon]

Ok... you have a plate full of food... All the Fixins... Do You?

 

A. Eat what you like best... First

 

B. Eat what you like best... Last

 

C. Eat a little of this and a little of that in no particular order

 

D. Eat a little of this and a little of that in a particular order keeping portions as balanced as possible

 

E. Throw it all away while demanding that the cook get better at what they do.

It depends if it's Burger King or Mc Donalds

[formerly33]

 

I thought you were best friends with everybody.

Am I to take that literally, or are you Everybody now instead of Provus? Because if so, you change really quickly. In fact, you could be that member on here who's from another planet.

[David HK]

I like that Ramirez-  he comes up to the plate with a mean-azz look on his face!  The kind of look that says "I don't take no guff.  Me in the 9-hole with my robust .179.  I don't take no guff."

[formerly33]

 

It depends if it's Burger King or Mc Donalds

What if it's my cooking?

[Hrbowski]

 

Am I to take that literally, or are you Everybody now instead of Provus? Because if so, you change really quickly. In fact, you could be that member on here who's from another planet.

I am from another planet, I am from Earth.

[Bark's Lounge]

This is the best I have seen the Twins play since 2010. It could be better, but I think the leadership change has a strong amount to do with it. It's a small sample size, but 81W's could be in reach.