Game Thread, Twins vs. White Sox, 5/2 @ 1:10pm CT

[Squirrel]

I think you are now officially on the hook to do these anytime he's in for the save.

No I'm not. I don't do schtick

[D. Hocking]

 

Well, the Intermediate Value Theorem says you have to pass through that on the way to Good (yes, I know it's not a continuous function, pedants).

By the way, welcome to the new Princess.

 

Glad they won -- not happy that I am probably going to have math nightmare/flashbacks tonight.  

[Circus Boy]

We are now officially better than half the teams in MLB. Me likey.

[JB_Iowa]

No more FSN girls:

 

RandBall ‏@RandBall  · 9m9 minutes ago 
Here's a statement I received from Fox Sports confirming the "Fox Sports Girls" are no longer a thing.

 

 

 

[ashbury]

I don't do schtick

I guess that can be yours, then.

[D. Hocking]

 

No more FSN girls:

 

RandBall ‏@RandBall  · 9m9 minutes ago 
Here's a statement I received from Fox Sports confirming the "Fox Sports Girls" are no longer a thing.

 

 

 If they would have been smart enough to hire ChiTown to be the Fox Sports Woman -- they would have hit marketing gold.  A lost opportunity.

[Squirrel]

I guess that can be yours, then.

I didn't say I didn't have schtick to do. I said: I. Don't. Do. Schtick.

[Squirrel]

If they would have been smart enough to hire ChiTown to be the Fox Sports Woman -- they would have hit marketing gold.  A lost opportunity.

No truer statement has ever been uttered at TD!

[Squirrel]

I didn't say I didn't have schtick to do. I said: I. Don't. Do. Schtick.

Okay, I do shoes. That's my schtick.

[Craig Arko]

No more FSN girls:

 

RandBall ‏@RandBall  · 9m9 minutes ago 

Here's a statement I received from Fox Sports confirming the "Fox Sports Girls" are no longer a thing.

 

One part of Fox television finally enters the 21st century.

[mnsportsgeek]

All aboard the .500 train! Choo Choo!

[Craig Arko]

All aboard the .500 train! Choo Choo!

For RB.

 

http://youtu.be/BNNpk6uIT00

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I saw all the runs scored before i finally fell asleep.

 

Sorry i wasn't with ya all at the end.

[twinsnorth49]

.500!!!

 

[ashbury]

I didn't say I didn't have schtick to do. I said: I. Don't. Do. Schtick.

There. You've said it twice. That shows admirable schtick-to-itiveness.

[ashbury]

 

.500!!!

 

It's fine for Jim Carrey, but all I got from my daughter was Daaaaaad!