Game Thread, Twins @ White Sox, 4/11 @ 1:10pm CT

[ashbury]

Halsey, did you see Plouffe's DP play cutting off a run?

[Riverbrian]

 

Ash...I bet $5 Santana comes through here, whatchasay?

 

So we have time machine and time delay discussion going on at the same time on this game thread... Something has to give or this place will explode. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Omg. I'm sitting in a section that proclaimed itself the drunk section. They are getting a little unruly. I'm being very quiet.

 

Consider it drunk cousin practice for memorial day!!!

[70charger]

 

Halsey, did you see Plouffe's DP play cutting off a run?

 

He was getting another beer.

 

Speaking of...

[ashbury]

 

 

Can you make me one too?

Like this?

 

[teekz]

I'm not so sure I'm happy they found the real Mike Pelfrey.

[D. Hocking]

Damn - I just realized I actually need a rocket pack tonight to get to Minneapolis without that little thing called I 94.  I guess I will have to guess which alternative route will be less messed up.

[teekz]

 

 

Like this?

 

makemeasandwich.jpg

 

Hmmm. Tempting but I'll pass. That looks a little too Asian for my taste. Got a german sandwich at all?

[USAFChief]

So I changed the oil on my car, and the wife's car.  Mowed the lawn, made some lunch.

 

Pelfrey out of the third yet?

[USAFChief]

 

I'm not so sure I'm happy they found the real Mike Pelfrey.

"They are, who we THOUGHT they were!"

 

-D. Green

[Riverbrian]

Ok... I'm caught up and its the 4th inning... Its still light out and I'm not wearing sunglasses

[Riverbrian]

 

Hmmm. Tempting but I'll pass. That looks a little too Asian for my taste. Got a german sandwich at all?

 

This will be a challenge for Ash... I'm curious to see what he comes up with.

[D. Hocking]

 

So we have time machine and time delay discussion going on at the same time on this game thread... Something has to give or this place will explode. 

 

Think of the end of Ghostbusters and what happened to the StayPuff Marshmallow Man - same result.  You would have known that if you had actually studied for your time travel license exam.

[Riverbrian]

Inconclusive... Even if it looks conclusive!!!

[teekz]

 

Think of the end of Ghostbusters and what happened to the StayPuff Marshmallow Man - same result.  You would have known that if you had actually studied for your time travel license exam.

 

Who ya gonna call?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

"They are, who we THOUGHT they were!"

 

-D. Green

Top five all time meltdown!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Tiger with 4 under 32 out the front nine, nearing the top 10.

 

Speith still leads big.

 

This has been your Masters update.

[ashbury]

 

Hmmm. Tempting but I'll pass. That looks a little too Asian for my taste. Got a german sandwich at all?

http://i.imgur.com/CHdtQo0.jpg

[Riverbrian]

 

Tiger with 4 under 32 out the front nine, nearing the top 10.

Speith still leads big.

This has been your Masters update.

 

Circus Boy Masters Update

[USAFChief]

 

Tiger with 4 under 32  

He's dating again?

[Riverbrian]

 

http://i.imgur.com/CHdtQo0.jpg

 

I woulda gone with Steffi Graf... I dont know what it is... but... Hitler always seems to draw controversy. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

He's dating again?

wow

[ashbury]

4-4, end of 4. That should be an ERA of 4, right?

[ashbury]

 

 

I woulda gone with Steffi Graf

If she'd have you, yeah.

[ashbury]

He's dating again?

Congratulations on making my Mr Hilter post the second most tasteless of the afternoon.

[jctwins]

A beautiful ending to the Mike Pelfrey bitching about not getting a spot in the rotation saga.

[teekz]

Wow.

 

Dozier was robbed

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Sox flashing some leather here.......

[70charger]

You know, if you reset Pelfrey's ERA at the point just after that home run, he now has an ERA of 0.00.

 

This PSA was brought to you by Comcast. Comcast: it's not dialup.

[teekz]

 

You know, if you reset Pelfrey's ERA at the point just after that home run, he now has an ERA of 0.00.

 

This PSA was brought to you by Comcast. Comcast: it's not dialup.

 

Which Rob Lowe was that given by?