Double Header Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 9/11 @ 11:05am and 2:35pm (or tba) CT

[GCTF]

This team blows.

[ashbury]

Double play and that's that.  See y'all next game

 

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[Brock Beauchamp]

This team makes my brain hurt.

[USAFChief]

Still trailing the 2013 team's W-L pace, btw.

[D. Hocking]

Well -- I guess one positive with this game is that I was able to stay focused on work and did not feel compelled to check the box score or game thread.  So thanks Twins for making me a better employee.

[GCTF]

Still trailing the 2013 team's W-L pace, btw.

At least there's no way they can be as bad as they were last September.

[Squirrel]

Still trailing the 2013 team's W-L pace, btw.

Well, gee, that makes me feel better.

[LaBombo]

This team makes my brain hurt.

That's the bodily collection point for all the sensory inputs to the brain.  Can you narrow it down?

[LaBombo]

This team blows.

Googling that phrase reveals that A) there may be a big sale on leaf blowers at Team Menards; even without the legendary 11% discount. and/or they are widely thought to be a bad team.

 

Bad Twins team, not Menards team.  You ready to take the heat for pointing the sharp stick?  If not, forward it to me.

 

And yes.  Blows.

[Mike Sixel]

Less than 2 pages on a double header day......I know it was the day, but still. 

 

And the chief is right, despite graduating guys from the minors, finally, and signing FAs, finally, they still stink. That's how deep the hole was/is/remains.....