Game Thread: Twins v Pale Hose, 9/2 @ 7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

He could answer your question, but wouldn't understand what he told you.

I was right with ya until Flowers put one in the Flowers

[USAFChief]

I'm out of "likes," so it must have been a good game thread.

 

Thanks everyone!

[snepp]

*desk flip image*

 

 

 

Meh, can't muster the energy to look it up.

[Riverbrian]

Did anyone notice that the home run ball took a charity hop into the hands of a fan...

 

And he dropped it.

 

Minnesotans can't catch!!!

[teekz]

For those asking why we didn't throw the new guys in earlier...

[ashbury]

[Bark's Lounge]

Assemble the firing squad. It is time for me to die.

 

Sorry TD participants. I worked and hoped hard for our cause.

[ashbury]

All things considered, I was having more fun outside than when I came back to the game.

 

I was staining the deck.

 

_{^{/ go ahead, try to find something funny about that.}}

[Riverbrian]

Assemble the firing squad. It is time for me to die.

 

Sorry TD participants. I worked and hoped hard for our cause.

Nope Bark... Won't do it. We are instead going to make you official TD Head Cheerleader.

 

We reward effort on this site and you gotta a good soul and the effort was honest.

 

Now go find a cute dress for your avatar and keep keeping on.

[Riverbrian]

 

I was staining the deck.

 

_{^{/ go ahead, try to find something funny about that.}}

Must have had Thai food... Couldn't make it to the outhouse.

[ashbury]

Assemble the firing squad. It is time for me to die.

 

Sorry TD participants. I worked and hoped hard for our cause.

Well Dick.  We had our chance.  No telling what happens if you break the tie in the 7th or 8th.  But Suzuki needed to get a hit in the 9th for a certain win, and didn't.

[big dog]

I understand why Jim Thome killed us.  I understand why Frank Thomas killed us.  But why does Tyler Stinkin' Flowers have to kill us???

[hawkiconk]

has anyone seen tyler flowers and johnny bench in the same room together?

 

i thought not....

[USAFChief]

All things considered, I was having more fun outside than when I came back to the game.

 

I was staining the deck.

 

_{^{/ go ahead, try to find something funny about that.}}

Oliveros wasn't having much fun either.  He was staining his pants.

[Bark's Lounge]

Nope Bark... Won't do it. We are instead going to make you official TD Head Cheerleader.

 

We reward effort on this site and you gotta a good soul and the effort was honest.

 

Now go find a cute dress for your avatar and keep keeping on.

I was always hoping for someone to free me to do that. I love to play Barbie. If it is a dress you want - a dress it what you will have!

[Platoon]

Well dick, I hear a large woman singing

 

Well Bert, she actually started singing in about mid May, but you were on your 3 week golf vacation in Florida

 

Well dick that explains it, they don't have fat women in Florida!

[Riverbrian]

Good Night... My pillow just shouted at me.

[ashbury]

they don't have fat women in Florida!

And another entry in the Things Never Ever Said Before On The Internet Until It Was Said Here On Twins Daily file!

[LaBombo]

All things considered, I was having more fun outside than when I came back to the game.

 

I was staining the deck.

 

_{^{/ go ahead, try to find something funny about that.}}

Nothing funny about that.  No need to defend.

 

But that still doesn't explain what you were 'staining' your 'deck' whi.

[ashbury]

Nothing funny about that.  No need to defend.

 

But that still doesn't explain what you were 'staining' your 'deck' whi.

It's 'top secret'.  I could 'tell' you, but then I'd have to 'kill' you.

[LaBombo]

I could 'tell' you, but then I'd have to 'kill' you.

Fair enough, Kelly...