Game Thread: Twins v Pale Hose, 9/2 @ 7:10pm CT

[teekz]

I'm rarely fooled... But... I thought Arcia just ended it. It looked gone off the bat.

That was Kenny

[Bark's Lounge]

I am summoning my Plouffetist energy. Plouffe ends this MF'er right now!

[hawkiconk]

Surkamp?

 

At least Bible camp had some girls!

not those kind of girls...

[ashbury]

94 is what Barbara Feldon became as she got older.

No, 66.

[teekz]

Wow.

[Riverbrian]

 

Ok... Fantasy baseball

Here are my SP's

Carrasco

Arrieta

Paxton

Cashner

Ventura

DeGrom

Pineda

Fiers

Santiago

Its fantasy playoffs... All of these guys are pitching great... I've really got one too many and Wacha is coming off the DL on Thursday.

Who do I drop?

 

Roto or H2H?  Scoring and standings?  "Help me... help you!!"

 

H2H... 12 pitching categories.

 

SLOT PLAYER, TEAM POS OPP STATUS ET IP H ER HR BB K QS CG W L SV HD ERA WHIP K/BB

P Wade Davis, KC SP, RP

Tex

W 2-1 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

P Jake McGee, TB RP

Tor

L 2-8 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

P Kevin Quackenbush, SD RP

Ari

0-1 Bot 4th -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

P Eric O'Flaherty, Oak RP

Sea

0-4 Top 5th -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

P Carlos Carrasco, Cle SP, RP

Det

L 2-4 5.1 10 1 0 1 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.69 2.06 10.00

SP Jake Arrieta, ChC SP

Mil

7-1 Top 9th 6.0 5 1 0 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.50 1.17 2.00

SP James Paxton, Sea SP

@Oak

4-0 Top 5th 4.0 1 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.50 2.00

RP Craig Kimbrel, Atl RP

Phi

L 0-4 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

RP Joe Nathan, Det RP

@Cle

W 4-2 1.0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0.00 1.00 0.00

TOTALS 16.1 17 2 0 4 16 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.10 1.29 4.00

[ashbury]

That was Kenny

They killed Kenny, the bastards.  Luckily we have a plurality of them.

[teekz]

When did Arcia learn to walk?

[LaBombo]

H2H... 12 pitching categories.

 

SLOT PLAYER, TEAM POS OPP STATUS ET IP H ER HR BB K QS CG W L SV HD ERA WHIP K/BB

P Wade Davis, KC SP, RP

Tex

W 2-1 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

P Jake McGee, TB RP

Tor

L 2-8 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

P Kevin Quackenbush, SD RP

Ari

0-1 Bot 4th -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

P Eric O'Flaherty, Oak RP

Sea

0-4 Top 5th -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

P Carlos Carrasco, Cle SP, RP

Det

L 2-4 5.1 10 1 0 1 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.69 2.06 10.00

SP Jake Arrieta, ChC SP

Mil

7-1 Top 9th 6.0 5 1 0 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.50 1.17 2.00

SP James Paxton, Sea SP

@Oak

4-0 Top 5th 4.0 1 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.00 0.50 2.00

RP Craig Kimbrel, Atl RP

Phi

L 0-4 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --

RP Joe Nathan, Det RP

@Cle

W 4-2 1.0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0.00 1.00 0.00

TOTALS 16.1 17 2 0 4 16 0 0 0 0 1 0 1.10 1.29 4.00

So you're saying that the Herr for Bruno trade was a mistake?

[teekz]

Now that is what I think Schafer was hoping for earlier

[Riverbrian]

That was Kenny

You know computers are taking over the world.. It's only a matter of time. How do I know... You Ask... I'll tell ya how.

 

Auto Correct is now changing players on me. From Vargas to Arcia.

 

Auto Correct is where it starts... Next thing you know... Arnold Schwarzenegger is saying "I'll be back".

[USAFChief]

No, 66.

Brilliantly played.

 

I think.

[teekz]

Extras time!

[LaBombo]

When did Arcia learn to walk?

Right after the underpants got heavy. He'd just starting to share now....

[hawkiconk]

nothing like an extra inning game to decide the division

[ashbury]

When did Arcia learn to walk?

Fifty dollars, same as in town.

 

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[ashbury]

Brilliantly played.

 

I think.

Brian will have to explain his 94 to me because I didn't get it, but mine meant exactly what you thought it meant.

[teekz]

Now that is a speedy outfield

[USAFChief]

Brian will have to explain his 94 to me because I didn't get it, but mine meant exactly what you thought it meant.

I thought so.

 

Now we gotta ban ya.

 

Turns out, You'da been better off if I hadn't spent 10 minutes figuring it out.

[Riverbrian]

Brian will have to explain his 94 to me because I didn't get it, but mine meant exactly what you thought it meant.

I gotta admit... I don't understand half the things I type.

[USAFChief]

Now that is a speedy outfield

pfft.  They couldn't run that'n down.

[snepp]

Yeesh.

[ashbury]

Well Dick, welcome back to the Bigs, Lester.

[big dog]

Welcome to the Twins, Oliveros.  I suppose someone's going to blame Anderson.

[snepp]

I suppose someone's going to blame Anderson.

 

Sounds good to me.

[USAFChief]

I gotta admit... I don't understand half the things I type.

Oh c'mon, enough with the false modesty.  What's the real percentage?  80?  90?

[ashbury]

Well Dick, nice route to the ball by Santana.  Maybe he's a CF after all.

[Bark's Lounge]

Viciedo is going to test our moxie tonight. We're still going to win this thing. I believe it whole heartedly.

 

Screw the Sux!!!!

[ashbury]

Oh c'mon, enough with the false modesty.  What's the real percentage?  80?  90?

He could answer your question, but wouldn't understand what he told you.

[Riverbrian]

Oh c'mon, enough with the false modesty.  What's the real percentage?  80?  90?

Alright.. You got me...

 

I use an Ouiji board for all my content.

 

Even the Ouiji board told me to type..."I use an Ouiji Board".

 

I still don't understand.