Game Thread: Twins @ Athletics, 8/9 @ 8:05pm CT

[Craig Arko]

Victoria Secret Models are Meat?

In zombie movies.

[Squirrel]

Sigh. Hair. Nice.

 

And on that note ... Here we go! So exciting!

[Craig Arko]

Kid's got a good baritone, too.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Way to go The Trevors!

[Riverbrian]

Fuld ruining his debut no no

[Squirrel]

Damn it, Fuld! You'd think he'd show a little loyalty.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Kid's got a good baritone, too.

what can't Trevor May Day do?

[Riverbrian]

We'll I'm outta likes for today

[JB_Iowa]

Welcome to Oakland, Mr. May...

[Riverbrian]

It's alright... Don't panic.... It's alright.

[Squirrel]

We'll I'm outta likes for today

How many did you give out? That seems pretty quick.

[Riverbrian]

How many did you give out? That seems pretty quick.

Maybe 4

[Riverbrian]

It's alright... Don't panic...

[glunn]

May seems nervous. 

[Riverbrian]

I'm nervous

[Craig Arko]

Deep breath.

[glunn]

The "stage fright" from making your MLB debut on a Saturday night against a great team seems significant here.

[Riverbrian]

Go talk to him... He's all nerves right now.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

May seems nervous.

 

i was thinking the same

[glunn]

Better to get this out of the way now than next year.  

[Riverbrian]

Mechanics are a mess

[Richie the Rally Goat]

The "stage fright" from making your MLB debut on a Saturday night against a great team seems significant here.

yeah and a very loud, drunken, crowd doesn't help

[Riverbrian]

Ok... Sit down and relax.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Nice! Way to bail out May Hammer

[JB_Iowa]

That should boost his confidence.

 

Thanks Willy.

[glunn]

There is a drug that would help him -- Inderol.  It blocks the production of adrenaline.

[JB_Iowa]

Wish some of you urban dwellers were closer.

 

Farmers have so much sweet corn, they're going to end up chopping it for silage.  Most of 'em just grow enough for their families and some to give away but this year is an incredibly bumper crop.

[Halsey Hall]

Got out of it with only 1, and the good thing is May is missing low.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Mechanics are a mess

black Jack pointed out that May isn't following through towards the target

[Squirrel]

There is a drug that would help him -- Inderol.  It blocks the production of adrenaline.

You need some adrenalin. I do not approve those things. People take them in my profession all the time.