Game Thread: Twins @ Athletics, 8/7 @ 9:05pm CT

[James]

Well, that was fun while it lasted.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I'm watching the game through a mirror -- is Lester still pitching an imperfect game?

[Riverbrian]

We found a unicorn!!!

[Thegrin]

I'm happy. I didn't want to see a nono against our Twins. 

[Squirrel]

IKR? Only... look at that unibrow?

http://i.imgur.com/M0RfWBO.jpg?1

Pfft, nothing that a little brow waxing and tweasing can't fix

[James]

Now it's rally time.

 

[teekz]

Dang it! I go make my lunch over the commercial break. I come back and there are two guys on base. I missed it!

[Squirrel]

Sigh.

[snepp]

Who's attending the Pub Crawl?

 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhsx2bxMQ1ror6v2.gif

[Riverbrian]

I'm happy. I didn't want to see a nono against our Twins. 

I didn't want to see a No-no, no, no-no, no-no-no-no

No, no-no, no, no, no-no, no-no, no-no

No-no-no-no, no-no, no, no-no, no

 

Nobody can do the shing-a-ling... Like I do... Nobody can do the skate... Like I do...

Nobody can do boogaloo... Like I do... Nobody can do Philly... Like I do

[Riverbrian]

Pfft, nothing that a little brow waxing and tweasing can't fix

Hammer will just put it back.

[Squirrel]

Yuk.

[James]

I'd review that.

[USAFChief]

I didn't want to see a No-no, no, no-no, no-no-no-no

No, no-no, no, no, no-no, no-no, no-no

No-no-no-no, no-no, no, no-no, no

 

Nobody can do the shing-a-ling... Like I do... Nobody can do the skate... Like I do...

Nobody can do boogaloo... Like I do... Nobody can do Philly... Like I do

No-body, 

nobody, nobody.

 

Noooo-body

nobody, nobody.

 

//it saddens me I get the original reference.//

[Squirrel]

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh! So close!

[Riverbrian]

Dang it! I go make my lunch over the commercial break. I come back and there are two guys on base. I missed it!

Lunch? Are you in Brisbane? Perth?

[stringer bell]

Check it out!

[Squirrel]

No-body, 

nobody, nobody.

 

Noooo-body

nobody, nobody.

 

//it saddens me I get the original reference.//

You seem to get everyone's original reference. Could it have something to do with the fact that you are older than most of us?

[James]

Well, that was close.

[teekz]

Lunch... Are you in Brisbane? Perth?

 

Lunch for tomorrow.

[Willihammer]

Dozier... what a tease. Am I right Chitown?

[Squirrel]

Check it out!

Check what out?

[stringer bell]

Dozier drawing walks again.

[Squirrel]

Lunch for tomorrow.

If you bought your lunch like most people do, you wouldn't have missed anything so I don't feel sorry for you.

[USAFChief]

You seem to get everyone's original reference. Could it have something to do with the fact that you are older than most of us?

Yes.

 

No.

 

Maybe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

What was the question again?

[James]

Dozier... what a tease. Am I right Chitown?

She's into this Sogard nerd now.

[Riverbrian]

You seem to get everyone's original reference. Could it have something to do with the fact that you are older than most of us?

It doesn't matter how old you are... Everyone should know that song. It's fantastic.

 

The Human Beinz... Out of Ohio... Nobody but me.

 

When I join my band and name it "Bandwith Problems" We are going to do that song.

[Squirrel]

Damn it! That is just frustrating!

[stringer bell]

Check what out?

Whether the ball might have been fair.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Sux that Dozier's ball couldn't graze the foul pole