Game Thread: Brewers@Twins 6/5 7:10PM

[Guest USAFChief]

I suppose it's possible he sprained it kicking Correia's ass in the dugout.

Kicking Correia's ass should come well after kicking the manager's.

[LaBombo]

I love Gomez, but if I had him over, I'd be afraid he'd break all my stuff.

 

But autograph it. At some point there would be a fist bump.

[LaBombo]

They just look sad.

 

Pugs make them look like the Joker by comparison.

 

With or without headgear humiliation, frown is standard equipment. Only other option is anxious panting.

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-E1X9PNwSLwQ/UmmO1ykT_WI/AAAAAAAAAiU/B9lpgynCJNA/s1600/One+Sad+Pug+In+21+Adorable+Hats+%285%29.jpg

[JB_Iowa]

Those people on the draft day thread appear to be really into this.

[JB_Iowa]

Pugs make them look like the Joker by comparison.

 

With or without headgear humiliation, frown is standard equipment. Only other option is anxious panting.

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-E1X9PNwSLwQ/UmmO1ykT_WI/AAAAAAAAAiU/B9lpgynCJNA/s1600/One+Sad+Pug+In+21+Adorable+Hats+%285%29.jpg

 

Calling the ASPCA .... excessive cruelty.

[glunn]

I am imagining an outfield of Buxton in CF, Arcia in LF and Gomez in RF. Buxton and Gomez could cover 75% of the outfield, leaving Arcia with the other 25%.

[NorthwestTwinsFan]

I've heard that some teams have their best hitter bat third in the lineup.

[ashbury]

"Leadoff walks, they usually come in to score."

[Gibby]

"Leadoff walks, they usually come in to score."

 

For a lot of teams yeah.

[Mike Sixel]

I've heard that some teams have their best hitter bat third in the lineup.

 

There is some math that says he should bat fourth, actually.......

[LaBombo]

Calling the ASPCA .... excessive cruelty.

 

It's actually ok. Dog is stunt double for Reese Witherspoon in a documentary about Harvard Law School. Credits assure that no pugs were harmed...

http://thetalkingpot.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/reese_witherspoon_.jpg

 

Apologies to Reese fans and relatives. But not to Reese, after the... ugliness in Tangiers.

Edited June 6, 2014 by LaBombo

[drock2190]

Pinto is going to go deep here

[Mike Sixel]

I will admit that when we had TBS, the wife and I would often stop channel surfing when that movie came on....

[Guest USAFChief]

"Leadoff walks, they usually come in to score."

See?

[Gibby]

I will admit that when we had TBS, the wife and I would often stop channel surfing when that movie came on....

 

What movie, Pinto going Deep?

[Guest USAFChief]

I will admit that when we had TBS, the wife and I would often stop channel surfing when that movie came on....

That's why you don't let the wife have control of the remote, son.

[Beezer07]

What movie, Pinto going Deep?

 

Had to have been on TBS After Dark, no?

[Mike Sixel]

What movie, Pinto going Deep?

 

TBS, not playboy......

[D. Hocking]

What movie, Pinto going Deep?

 

That does not sound like a movie that could be shown on TBS.

[ashbury]

What movie, Pinto going Deep?

 

Bernie Does Milwaukee.

[LaBombo]

I am imagining an outfield of Buxton in CF, Arcia in LF and Gomez in RF. Buxton and Gomez could cover 75% of the outfield, leaving Arcia with the other 25%.

 

Ideally in that scenario, Arcia's micro-job is to Larry Walker the low, shallow fly balls of slow runners to first. I'm in. Two or three web gems per week, if not per game.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

We enter the Burton/Gurrier stage of the game..

[Gibby]

That does not sound like a movie that could be shown on TBS.

 

No way I could let that slide.

[ashbury]

What movie, Pinto going Deep?

 

 

Carnac: Pinto Going Deep.

Ed: Pinto Going... that's it, I'm retiring.

[Trevor0333]

Occaisionally it hurts him but I love how aggressive Escobar is in the field. He attacks everything.

[Beezer07]

Every time Pinto catches a pitch low in the zone, he drops his glove wayyyyy out of the zone.

[ashbury]

We enter the Burton/Gurrier stage of the game..

 

The Burton phase of this stage is not going well.

[Gibby]

Burton can go with Gardy and Korea.

[Beezer07]

Man those Brewers can hit home runs.

[Puckett34]

Well done Burton