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Game Thread: Twins v Dodgers, 4/30 @ 7:10pm CT


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Grienke is 19-4, with an ERA in the mid-2's, since signing with the Dodgers.

 

Sometimes, it pays to shop at Tiffany's.

 

yeah but how bout Breakfast?

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Umm... Nope... Can't see this backfiring at all...

 

Unless... Upon returning home... It falls apart when she asks the inevitable question "so how'd it go"?

 

"Honey, I couldn't believe how badly she has aged...I felt like I was at dinner with my mother! I can't believe how lucky I was to find you."

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I am having dinner with my high school girlfriend tomorrow night. Fortunately, I have my wife's permission, but I suspect that this will somehow backfire.

It already backfired. You're going. The wife gave you permission to go doesn't mean you should. The best you can do now is when you get home is go on and on about how glad it never went past high school.

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yeah but how bout Breakfast?

Breakfast?? It's almost 6PM here in Tucson.

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Drew is such a good defensive catcher. Dick: "I don't know if I ever saw that from Butera."

 

What's that you say, he had a lot of passed balls in a Twins uniform?

 

2010 4

2011 7

2012 4

 

Just math practice when I can get it.

 

15... Right?

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Hope we don't need another challange.

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"Honey, I couldn't believe how badly she has aged...I felt like I was at dinner with my mother! I can't believe how lucky I was to find you."

 

I am going to use that one. Thanks!

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"Honey, I couldn't believe how badly she has aged...I felt like I was at dinner with my mother! I can't believe how lucky I was to find you."

 

LOL... You are made for public office. Congressmen Longstrangetrip has a good ring to it.

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It already backfired. You're going. The wife gave you permission to go doesn't mean you should. The best you can do now is when you get home is go on and on about how glad it never went past high school.

 

Also good advice. I might survive this after all, assuming that I don't stay out too late.

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LOL... You are made for public office. Congressmen Longstrangetrip has a good ring to it.

 

Just remember -- it does no good to say it if you can't sound sincere. If you sound like a politician, you're sunk.

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Also good advice. I might survive this after all, assuming that I don't stay out too late.

If you aren't home by 9 forget about going home at all.

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2. The Dodgers -- The Dodger nickname was born in Brooklyn circa 1932. It was a shortening of Trolley Dodger to describe Brooklynites who had to avoid getting running over by the Trolley to attend baseball games at a field that was surrounded by Trolley tracks.

 

Makes about as much sense as Lakers when you put it that way

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Just remember -- it does no good to say it if you can't sound sincere. If you sound like a politician, you're sunk.

 

I once ran for school board and a protest candidate and won. I found that honesty can be a major liability when you are an elected public official, so I retired from politics once my 4 years were up.

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Breakfast?? It's almost 6PM here in Tucson.

 

Thats right I forgot.

 

I used to wonder how someone your age could post at 12 midnight... Then I remembered... Tucson... Pacific Time... You are just finishing Supper at 12 Midnight Central.

 

Then I wonder... Why is someone my age reading your posts at 12 Midnight.

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Great catch Kubes.

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If you aren't home by 9 forget about going home at all.

 

That's gonna be tough since I am meeting her around 7:30, but I see your point. Maybe I should get an apartment for a month or two until she starts to miss me.

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