Game Thread: Blue Jays@Twins 4/15 7:10PM

[ashbury]

Gravy...euphemism....for....

 

Champagne? Must be it.

[Reider]

Another great play by Florimon, too bad Dozier can't throw straight.

[Joe A. Preusser]

I want to put three woupie cushions behind the mask for protection and move Mauer back to catcher. If he gets nailed.........ppppppffffftttttt......bring him to the dugout and Sid Hartman can blow em back up for safety

 

Yeah, Sid Hartman blows alright.

[Guest USAFChief]

Well, the 5 run fifth sure derailed this thread

Get used to it.

[jokin]

It wasn't really gravy.

 

I've seen groups thrown out of The 400 for carrying on with less questionable topics than this one.

[jokin]

Another great play by Florimon, too bad Dozier can't throw straight.

 

Send the bum down!

[Intramural Legend]

Get used to it.

 

ugghh, but I don't want to

[twinscowboysbulls]

If no one else will say it, I will. WE SUCK AGAIN!

[cmathewson]

Phil Miller ‏@MillerStrib 2m Twins sold 21,818 tickets to tonight's game, maybe half of which were used.

 

Answers my question about attendance. The BJs usually sell worse than any other team. And it's a cold Tuesday night.

[Squirrel]

Gravy...euphemism....for....

Oh.

 

 

 

 

Ick.

[Guest USAFChief]

Rally caps ON?? Or wait till the ninth?

 

I'm conflicted.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Phil Miller ‏@MillerStrib 2m Twins sold 21,818 tickets to tonight's game, maybe half of which were used.

 

Answers my question about attendance. The BJs usually sell worse than any other team. And it's a cold Tuesday night.

 

I'm going to have an enormous amount of self control and NOT comment on this.

[twinsnorth49]

I've seen groups thrown out of The 400 for carrying on with less questionable topics than this one.

 

I don't know what you're thinking but we're talking about gravy. This 400 club sounds dubious.

[cmathewson]

I've seen groups thrown out of The 400 for carrying on with less questionable topics than this one.

 

It's considered great literature. Robbins just has a colorful way of describing it.

[cmathewson]

I'm going to have an enormous amount of self control and NOT comment on this.

 

Get your mind out of the gutter!

[Joe A. Preusser]

Get your mind out of the gutter!

 

The worse we're losing, the further I go.

[notoriousgod71]

What is Dick talking about that the Blue Jays didn't take batting practice today? They've been doing so since 7:05.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Get used to it.

 

Ah, gravy is a euphemism for a clever ploy to avoid jinxing the comeback!

 

(If i had to, i was gonna guess water. Most boats i know go on water.)

 

But, as it is a spoon caddy, i can't get the image out of my head...

 

"Look at the lay of the table. I would advise the soup spoon, aiming for the mashed potatoes. But be careful of the butter, you don't want to be caught in there!"

 

"Hang it all, I'm going to cut across the rough with the grapefruit spoon!"

[Intramural Legend]

What is Dick talking about that the Blue Jays didn't take batting practice today? They've been doing so since 7:05.

 

To be fair, the first hour didn't suck.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Let's go 42!

 

(and that's an acceptable count too)

[Reider]

Better get Florimon out of the game, heaven forbid he hits another triple!

[Guest USAFChief]

It's called a curveball, Hicksie. Uncle Charlie. Ol' number 2. A yellow hammer. You two should become familiar.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Who put on their rally cap? I thought we were waiting until the 9th?

[twinsnorth49]

That little 42 fella is pretty good

[cmathewson]

Free Eduardo!

[twinsnorth49]

It's called a curveball, Hicksie. Uncle Charlie. Ol' number 2. A yellow hammer. You two should become familiar.

 

To be fair, it was a bloody good one.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

It's called a curveball, Hicksie. Uncle Charlie. Ol' number 2. A yellow hammer. You two should become familiar.

 

6 inches outside!

[ashbury]

Free Eduardo!

 

He's been put on waivers?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

That little 42 fella is pretty good

 

I think he's hitting like .856 after the 7th inning

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Who put on their rally cap? I thought we were waiting until the 9th?

 

Is there such a thing as a rally caps lock? Or do we use the rally shift key?