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Game Thread: Blue Jays@Twins 4/15 7:10PM

Riverbrian

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LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

LaBombo

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It's a shoe spoon caddy. And it's the correct direction.

It's official. You're underpaid. Merit, not gender.

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Riverbrian Cooperstown

Riverbrian

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It's a shoe spoon caddy. And it's the correct direction.

 

If you are storing utensils in your shoes... You are in Imelda Marcos territory.

Guest USAFChief

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Did he make the cut at the Masters? I don't remember.

Nobody remembers. Tiger didn't play.

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how bout bearfart

Try running it up the flagpole with a "-see" on the end.

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I thought it was a gravy boat for guys with food porn shoe fetishes.

I'll have to defer to your expertise on this one.

 

edit: beaten to the punch by Joe.

cmathewson Draft Eligible

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I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.

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I bet if Molitor was manager, he could find the time...

No wireless in the Twins dugout. Nosiree!

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I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.
So he was a magician?
Joe A. Preusser First Round Pick

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I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.

 

That's run of the mill? I'd like to think any fetish that includes gravy is special.

Squirrel GOAT

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I can't claim credit for that one. Right out of Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. Except the character just had a run-of-the-mill shoe fetish. He would buy his girlfriend a new pair of shoes, take them off of her, and turn them into gravy boats.

There is all kinds of wrong with that. I mean to ruin a pair of shoes by putting gravy in them? Sacrilege!

Dr. Evil Draft Eligible

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I want to put three woupie cushions behind the mask for protection and move Mauer back to catcher. If he gets nailed.........ppppppffffftttttt......bring him to the dugout and Sid Hartman can blow em back up for safety

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