Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 4/5@12:05pm CT

[Mr. Brooks]

Good start Dozier!

[PseudoSABR]

What was that? What do you call those? Homedingers?

[Mr. Brooks]

Yes I know its only 5 games, but so far I'm not seeing this newfound power that Mauer was going to have from not catching.

[Guest USAFChief]

Like I've always said, gotta get Mauer out of the top of the order.

[Willihammer]

Dozier channeling his inner Jacque Jones

[Guest USAFChief]

Dozier channeling his inner Jacque Jones

Let's hope that doesn't include 3 hop throws to first.

 

Yeah Koobs!

[stringer bell]

I didn't know we had a "Doser" on the Twins! Also, it's nice to score a couple, but ooh, what a tight zone.

[Mr. Brooks]

While a 2/0 lead is great and all, Kevin Gorg would argue that we might be better off just keeping it 0/0 for as long as possible.

[stringer bell]

How in the world are we going to stop this guy

 

http://www.billy-ball.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Tito-Francona1.jpg

That isn't the Tribe manager, is it? I believe it is his dad.

[Mr. Brooks]

That isn't the Tribe manager, is it? I believe it is his dad.

 

Correct.

Terry played for the Expos.

[Guest USAFChief]

correct.

Terry played for the arizona wildcats!!.

ftfy.

[Willihammer]

That isn't the Tribe manager, is it? I believe it is his dad.

Oh right

 

I mean, how in the world are we going to stop this guy

 

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.961301!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/alg-terry-francona-raissman-jpg.jpg

[Craig Arko]

For the linguists here--"grey" or "gray", what's the difference?

 

Latitude and longitude.

 

By the bye, I wonder if these Fox announcers can pronounce their own names correctly.

[Mr. Brooks]

Oh right

 

I mean, how in the world are we going to stop this guy

 

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.961301!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/alg-terry-francona-raissman-jpg.jpg

 

We could plant beer and chicken wings in the clubhouse.

[Squirrel]

Oh right

 

I mean, how in the world are we going to stop this guy

 

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.961301!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/alg-terry-francona-raissman-jpg.jpg

 

Maybe if we send in your avatar we might have a chance

[twinsnorth49]

For the linguists here--"grey" or "gray", what's the difference?

 

The first is right, the second is wrong.

[stringer bell]

Gibson seems like a nice kid. I hope he is a nicer pitcher. Good to see him go up and in on a couple of Tribe hitters.

[Craig Arko]

I also wonder if Zuke is the herald of Doser the Dosarian.

[Don't Feed the Greed Guy]

C'mon Gibby. Graduate class is in session. Tuition due.

[John Kelsey]

Is this on TV anywhere?

[Halsey Hall]

No no no's today.

[Mr. Brooks]

Is this on TV anywhere?

 

Fox Sports 1

[JB_Iowa]

Nice to miss a 1/2 inning and have the Twins up by 3. Maybe I should just miss the whole game and see if they can stay up by 3.

[John Kelsey]

Fox Sports 1

 

Thank you sir

[Willihammer]

Maybe if we send in your avatar we might have a chance

 

Maybe, but, we are up 3-0. I'll wait for the bullpen to blow the lead first.

 

edit: or Mauer

[Don't Feed the Greed Guy]

Oh right

 

I mean, how in the world are we going to stop this guy

 

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.961301!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/alg-terry-francona-raissman-jpg.jpg

 

Sort of looks like Peter O'Toole in "Lawrence of Arabia." Hopefully not as unstoppable.

[Guest USAFChief]

After one, a WHIP of 2.0 and an ERA of 0.00.

 

I predict those can't stay the same.

[Don't Feed the Greed Guy]

And our fair student passes his first test of 2014.

[twinscowboysbulls]

Pinch hit for Florimon?

[stringer bell]

No no no's today.

Still in Florida, Halsey?