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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. ashbury
    Somehow my fact-checking editor failed to alert me that I omitted "against LHP." I meant, against LHP, in case I was unclear. Against LHP, he's had 18 PA. Just the lefties.
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  3. ashbury
    I want to like this but first I have to understand it.
  4. ashbury
    I don't give a darn.
  5. ashbury
    What?
  6. ashbury
    Np qroglem.
  7. ashbury
    Did Cleveland play today? How'd they do?
  8. ashbury
    Last I checked they were up 5-2, middle of the 8th. We'd better win today to keep up.
  9. ashbury
    Man I miss those days. Of course when I'd finally show up, my teammates would complain, "now we're down two players."
  10. ashbury
    Sorry, couldn't hear you, Mrs Ash has the TV on too loud watching one of her shows.
  11. ashbury
    Thank you Texas!!!!
  12. ashbury
    According to the RIOT site their magic number is 7 wins, upon which they could proceed to lose every game the rest of the season and still win the division just so long as Cleveland loses all of its games too. https://s2.smu.edu/~olinick/RIOT_Dev-master/MLB_standings.html Science!
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    So far in the majors, Julien has been given a paltry 18 plate appearances. Those 18 have been, ahem, unrewarding. But that hasn't been his track record in the minors.
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  15. ashbury
    Buxton, strike 3 looking? Reputedly the players-only meeting was at least partly about two-strike strategery. Look at close ones and flail at ones far outside wouldn't have been my advice, but what do I know.
  16. ashbury
    Either that or he needs a remedial quantity of breath freshener, stat!
  17. ashbury
    What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost?
  18. ashbury
    Jacques Cousteau must be spinning in his watery, watery grave. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for? Open the door!
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    https://www.almanac.com/fact/what-do-sea-monsters-eatr-fish-and-puzzle Ughhhhh. Ugggggh. Ughghghghgh. I'd be careful about calling for expulsion, except to request a moderator to expel that joke.
  21. ashbury
    Whatever they sea?
  22. ashbury
    Ladies and gentlemen, Christian Vazquez, memo-getter!
  23. ashbury
    Memo to Twins batters:
  24. ashbury
    You blew it by not asking anything about his name. I bet he never gets tired of that line of questioning.
  25. ashbury
    It's faintly possible this dialog could be carried out both cordially and better at this point through use of the TD site's Personal Messaging system. (Oh dear. Person D just butted in.)
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