Game Thread: Twins@Astros 9/3 7:10PM

[Squirrel]

aww ... Ft. Myers lost tonight.

[VATwinsFan]

I won't post again because four in a row is too many. Oops

 

Does that make a hot dog?

[Guest USAFChief]

How many are there??

Well...let me think.

 

There's Rosanna, she's down in Texarkana, I think. Eileen in Abilene. Allison, might be in Galveston these days.

 

There's been so many.

[big dog]

Does that make a hot dog?

 

No, a bad dog. I will go lay by my dish and think about what I've done.

[LaBombo]

I dated a girl in Texas for a month. Longest year of my life.

[LaBombo]

No, a bad dog. I will go lay by my dish and think about what I've done.

Ok, but no 'cleaning' yourself...

[Guest USAFChief]

I dated a girl in Texas for a month. Longest year of my life.

As I understand it, that's how she tells of it too.

[Squirrel]

Does everyone have an 'I had a girl/boy in Texas once' story?

[VATwinsFan]

I dated a girl in Texas for a month. Longest year of my life.

 

I spent three years at Fort Hood -- that was the longest decade of my life.

 

(Truthfully it wasn't that bad but man does it get HOT!!)

[Squirrel]

Okay ... Glunn ... c'mon ... if you are going to take the time 'liking' everything, at least contribute to the game chat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

such as it is.

[glunn]

Does everyone have an 'I had a girl/boy in Texas once' story?

 

I spent 2 months in Fort Worth when I was 16. I have some memorable girl stories but no boy stories.

[glunn]

Okay ... Glunn ... c'mon ... if you are going to take the time 'liking' everything, at least contribute to the game chat!

 

I am at work and keep getting interrupted.

[Squirrel]

I am at work and keep getting interrupted.

 

Okay, you are forgiven.

[LaBombo]

As I understand it, that's how she tells of it too.

Unless the conversation took place between 3 and 4 pm on a weekday, it wasn't her unless you speak drunkish.

[LaBombo]

... but no boy stories.

Which we deduced from the fact that you are still alive...

[Guest USAFChief]

Unless the conversation took place between 3 and 4 pm on a weekday, it wasn't her unless you speak drunkish.

I follow her on twitter.

[LaBombo]

Mastro wardrobe malfunction! No peaking, ChiTown! Or Chief!

[LaBombo]

I follow her on twitter.

Me too, but only once a year to see how the parole hearing went...

[Squirrel]

Mastro wardrobe malfunction! No peaking, ChiTown! Or Chief!

 

Sigh. He kept it G rated.

[LaBombo]

Sigh. He kept it G rated.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/01/23/gal_meltdownslyons.jpg

 

 

 

Consolation prize: Steve 'Psycho' Lyons dropping trou, apparently during the moonwalk phase of Apollo 17, based on the image quality.

[Squirrel]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/01/23/gal_meltdownslyons.jpg

 

 

 

Consolation prize: Steve 'Psycho' Lyons dropping trou, apparently during the moonwalk phase of Apollo 17, based on the image quality.

 

That's not really a consolation.

[LaBombo]

That's not really a consolation.

Steve not doing it for you, or the fact that it's just the side view? Hey, it was either that or the dope who got a free vasectomy during the Running of the Bulls.

http://nomadiknation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Bulls-2-.jpg

[Squirrel]

oh, jaysus ... ow!

[Guest USAFChief]

Steve not doing it for you, or the fact that it's just the side view? Hey, it was either that or the dope who got a free vasectomy during the Running of the Bulls.

http://nomadiknation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Bulls-2-.jpg

Looks like a free colonoscopy thrown in for good measure.

[LaBombo]

oh, jaysus ... ow!

Buyer beware, there's no way to unsee this once you've seen it:

 

 

And no, Chief, it's not home video of my vacation.

[glunn]

My wife posted this on Facebook today:

[h=5]Way mature son introduced us to "Orange is the New Black." "Women in prison!" my husband says, and we all know what he's thinking. Turns out he has a thing for Laura Prepon. Didn't even know he'd ever watched the 70's show. Walked in as he's trying to load Episode 3. The screen read Lesbian Request Denied. I thought it was a message specifically sent to him.[/h]

[Squirrel]

Can't believe my 'vacation' will be over come Monday. That was a fast 3 weeks.

[LaBombo]

Hernandez looking like a 3rd starter if we can just get him about 15 or so starts against the Astros...

[VATwinsFan]

Pinto is making this whole major league baseball thing look pretty easy.

[LaBombo]

Random Gardy outburst, audible over the din of 700 bored fans: "Get your @ss over there, Scottie!"