Game Thread: Twins@Astros 9/3 7:10PM

[PseudoSABR]

Moderator note: get through bottom of 12th unscathed, then compare Twins/Astros.

I'll take what's his name over what's his name every day of the week. Thank you very much.

[glunn]

There. Better?

 

/ edit - what's that about the lemons? She seems contemplative. I like that in a pole vaulter.

 

That's not who I was hoping for, but she got it done.

[PseudoSABR]

AAA power arm at short, right there.

[ashbury]

Steal Houston's trainer away from them now! That mustache is amazing!

 

Rex Jones? If so, yeah, pretty epic.

 

[glunn]

I hope you didn't just describe your own preferred method of birth control, glunn.

 

OOOOPS -- there goes my bid for PETA man of the year and a date with Pam Anderson.

[Guest USAFChief]

We OWN Houston!

[Bark's Lounge]

I am not seeing a knife and am hoping that the sheep in that picture is in no danger of getting pregnant.

 

Glunn... I hate your attention to details. I had a vasectomy.

[ashbury]

That's not who I was hoping for, but she got it done.

 

Oh. McKayla Maroney. Didn't catch your drift at first.

 

[James]

Yeah! The Twins can beat the worst team in the league!!!

 

We've had trouble with the second worst team in the league though...

[ashbury]

We OWN Houston!

 

Isn't the option then to rent it out and live in Hell?

[James]

Rex Jones? If so, yeah, pretty epic.

 

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Yup. That's the guy. He is the walrus.

[ashbury]

OOOOPS -- there goes my bid for PETA man of the year and a date with Pam Anderson.

 

Hi Five!

 

 

G'night, y'all.

[James]

Good night everyone. Good times... Good times.

[Guest USAFChief]

Say g'night, Gracie.

[glunn]

Oh. McKayla Maroney. Didn't catch your drift at first.

 

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Yes, the lemon eater. I think that she could stop opponents from scoring.