Game Thread: Twins@Astros 9/3 7:10PM

[Guest USAFChief]

And fans get upset with him being thrifty... I don't get it. Free KFC biscuits are amazing.

Call me crazy, but I love's me some KFC.

[Squirrel]

Call me crazy, but I love's me some KFC.

Crispy, baked or original?

[glunn]

I campaigned for a couple years on another forum for a move to 3rd. Now I think it might be a little late, especially with Sano on the threshold, and it might be time to just put him at 1st.

 

I just wonder if Mauer might be better than Sano a 3B, in which case Sano could play 1B. I also wonder if Sano might be better at stretching at 1B.

[glunn]

No KFC or pizza for Perk.

[Guest USAFChief]

Ouch, that obviously hurt.

 

Me.

[James]

Call me crazy, but I love's me some KFC.

Ok, Crazy.

 

Just kidding... It's hard not to like KFC.

[Guest USAFChief]

Crispy, baked or original?

Yes.

 

Couldn't resist, it's my standard line. Actually, I'm an "original" guy all the way. What's the point of going to KFC for fried chicken if you're going to order baked?

[glunn]

Call me crazy, but I love's me some KFC.

 

I will eat it if there is no Popeye's or Church's within a 30 minute drive.

[James]

No KFC or pizza for Perk.

I suddenly forgot what Arcia and Pinto did to not deserve pizza or KFC.

[Squirrel]

Ugh. Obviously talking about post-game eats jinxed things

[glunn]

Crispy, baked or original?

 

Not able to sleep due to guilt from abandoning us?

[Squirrel]

I will eat it if there is no Popeye's or Church's within a 30 minute drive.

I have never had either

[Squirrel]

Not able to sleep due to guilt from abandoning us?

Back is sore

[Guest USAFChief]

I have never had either

I've had all three, and I would drive an extra 30 miles to get KFC over either of those two.

[glunn]

I suddenly forgot what Arcia and Pinto did to not deserve pizza or KFC.

 

Arcia failed to dive for a "hit" even when the CF was backing him up and Pinto miffed a high popup that Mauer could have caught while simultaneously doing a shampoo commercial.

[glunn]

I have never had either

 

Do they even operate in the midwest?

[James]

Arcia failed to dive for a "hit" even when the CF was backing him up and Pinto miffed a high popup that Mauer could have caught while simultaneously doing a shampoo commercial.

I only forgot because of what Perkins did... or failed to do. Whichever way you look at it.

[glunn]

I've had all three, and I would drive an extra 30 miles to get KFC over either of those two.

 

I am never sending you to pick up dinner.

[Squirrel]

Do they even operate in the midwest?

Popeye's everywhere here. More than I've seen KFC. But haven't seen Church's

[Guest USAFChief]

I am never sending you to pick up dinner.

I'm good with that.

[glunn]

I only forgot because of what Perkins did... or failed to do. Whichever way you look at it.

 

Perkins was beyond disappointing tonight.

[glunn]

Back is sore

 

All that vacation time is affecting your posture?

[James]

Popeye's everywhere here. More than I've seen KFC. But haven't seen Church's

Yeah... no Churches. We're heathens up here.

[Guest USAFChief]

I just purchased tickets for the Gopher-New Mexico State thriller Saturday in Las Cruces.

 

I'm surprised there were still seats available. Could be a preview of the Motor City Bowl.

[glunn]

Popeye's everywhere here. More than I've seen KFC. But haven't seen Church's

 

The red beans and rice at Popeye's is not bad, especially when joined with some crispy wings and cole slaw. And it seems to me that KFC is a lot like the chicken that came in the old style TV dinners that came in aluminum trays.

[Squirrel]

All that vacation time is affecting your posture?

Well, I did spend 2 weeks doing spring cleaning. Cleaning out closets tossing or donating stuff. And then just massive cleaning once my nephew went back to school

[Guest USAFChief]

The red beans and rice at Popeye's is not bad, especially when joined with some crispy wings and cole slaw. And it seems to me that KFC is a lot like the chicken that came in the old style TV dinners that came in aluminum trays.

Whatta ya mean "old style?"

[glunn]

Well, I did spend 2 weeks doing spring cleaning. Cleaning out closets tossing or donating stuff. And then just massive cleaning once my nephew went back to school

 

So do you do this again when spring comes?

[Squirrel]

The red beans and rice at Popeye's is not bad, especially when joined with some crispy wings and cole slaw. And it seems to me that KFC is a lot like the chicken that came in the old style TV dinners that came in aluminum trays.

As one who was fed both as a kid, KFC chicken is way better

[glunn]

Whatta ya mean "old style?"

 

Sorry, Chief. I accidentally used two words that piss you off, one after the other.