Game Thread: Royals@Twins 8/27 7:10PM

[snepp]

http://snyjets.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/atv_wheels_off.jpg

[VATwinsFan]

Things are setting up for a two-out Morneau homer in the bottom of the ninth to win while being two-hit.

 

Uh, do you have a Plan B?

[ashbury]

It is probably too late for the Rally Avatar to do any good. But I am sworn to try.

 

/ edit - this wasn't directly in answer to VATwinsFan, but it'll do as well as anything else

[Willihammer]

Uh, okay. I don't wanna know. heh.

 

http://i.imgur.com/3Vlaoq7.jpg

[Guest USAFChief]

It is probably too late for the Rally Avatar to do any good. But I am sworn to try.

 

/ edit - this wasn't directly in answer to VATwinsFan, but it'll do as well as anything else

It "rallied" me, if nothing else.

[JeffReboulet]

Ugly inning.

The dugout is morgue-esque.

Bremer's passive-aggressive JJ Hardy criticism is intolerable.

Florimon for Gold Glove, really?

 

2 RISP .... HUGE moment guys

[nicksaviking]

It "rallied" me, if nothing else.

 

Pass the sock please.

[Oldgoat_MN]

It "rallied" me, if nothing else.

 

Really USAFChief, we are happy for you.

 

In fact it is, sadly, the highlight of our evening.

[ashbury]

It "rallied" me, if nothing else.

 

Oh rally? You gonna let Mrs. Chief in on the secret now, or surprise her later?

/ 15 seconds later, maximum

[Bark's Lounge]

Pass the sock please.

It's all yours.

[notoriousgod71]

I turned the game on, immediately heard Smalley was announcing, and turned it right back to the Reds-Cardinals game.

[LaBombo]

It "rallied" me, if nothing else.

Put down the Viagra and keep your hands where we can see them...

[LaBombo]

Pass the sock please.

The environmentally responsible alternative to paper...

[Willihammer]

Rally dogs for everyone

 

http://i.imgur.com/yDLYt.jpg

[Squirrel]

Pass the sock please.

 

Pass??? As in ... the sock is shared ... by all of you? I don't wanna know.

[Willihammer]

7 games back baby!

[Squirrel]

That was really disgusting. The ball game, I mean.

[ashbury]

Rally dogs for everyone

 

Kinky - the fifth one from the bottom has a non-standard piercing.

[ashbury]

That was really disgusting. The ball game, I mean.

 

Communal sock > this ballgame

[ashbury]

2013 is supposed to be a season where questions get answered. Tonight we answered the question of what happens when you give the umpire a lineup whose highest BA is two-sixty-something.

 

/ this question seems to be answered most other nights too, with one batter as an exception

[Squirrel]

Communal sock > this ballgame

 

I'm not part of that. I do not do communal socks. But yeah, better than the game.

[nicksaviking]

Pass??? As in ... the sock is shared ... by all of you? I don't wanna know.

 

Why make our wives clean multiple socks? That's thoughtless.

[LaBombo]

Oh rally? You gonna let Mrs. Chief in on the secret now, or surprise her later?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, before you say something you regret from a historical perspective.

http://www.wikitree.com/photo.php/thumb/e/e9/Betsy-Ross.jpg/300px-Betsy-Ross.jpg

 

All Mrs. C. did was make the first American flag, and then stay alive another 235 years to be ready to prepare pigs in a blanket for smelly baseball nerds camped out in her sewing room. So please, a little respect.