Game Thread: Royals@Twins 8/27 7:10PM

[Bark's Lounge]

I want to get AWAY from the Internet and cell phones, not go for more of the same.

Good to know. Most people need the creature comforts of home to truly settle in to their new existence. I have a package in mind for you - it involves mining for bulclux in a colony of extraterrestrial cowboys and android prostitutes. A few minor alterations to your lower physical exterior will be necessary - but it definitely worth it as it is a trip of a lifetime.

[Willihammer]

I don't have a picture of it but in front of the cemetery where my father-in-law is buried there is a big sign that says, "Space Available".

 

It struck me as being rather....awkward (and rather amusing in a black humor sort of way).

 

Terrible luck, bro. Opportunity like that doesn't come around every day.

[ashbury]

Seven strikeouts in seven innings? Memo to Kevin Correia: Who are you, and what have you done with Kevin Correia?

[ashbury]

Good to know. Most people need the creature comforts of home to truly settle in to their new existence. I have a package in mind for you - it involves mining for bulclux in a colony of extraterrestrial cowboys and android prostitutes. A few minor alterations to your lower physical exterior will be necessary - but it definitely worth it as it is a trip of a lifetime.

 

How low?

[Bark's Lounge]

How low?

 

You know.

[ashbury]

You know.

 

Too low.

[Bark's Lounge]

I gotta leave for a meeting of the sunshine task force.

 

Hey ChiTown. Is this code for Glunn going to another Dog Birthday Party?

[GCTF]

Colabello is an Italian word meaning terrible at baeball.

[GCTF]

Seven strikeouts in seven innings? Memo to Kevin Correia: Who are you, and what have you done with Kevin Correia?

 

7 K Correia >>> 7 hits, 7 runs in 2 IP Correia.

[ashbury]

Things are setting up for a two-out Morneau homer in the bottom of the ninth to win while being two-hit.

[ashbury]

7 K Correia >>> 7 hits, 7 runs in 2 IP Correia.

 

> Jeff Gray

[GCTF]

115 pitches, RIP Correia.

[Bark's Lounge]

Too low.

Happy Low.

[ashbury]

Carnac: Android prostitutes.

Ed: Android say-whaaaat's?

Carnac: You heard me, o most second of bananas.

Ed: I heard it but I didn't believe my ears.

Carnac: I don't believe your ears either. They kind of stick out.

Ed: May the fleas of a ... oops, reading from the wrong cue card.

Carnac: Hey-yo!

Ed: Would you be so kind as to read the contents of the envelope?

Carnac: What is the latest killer-app for the Samsung Galaxy?

[Squirrel]

Hey ChiTown. Is this code for Glunn going to another Dog Birthday Party?

 

omg ... I hope not ... how many smelly socks does he have left to gift?

[Danchat]

Jared Burton is about to get his 8th loss of the season. Odd, because he's fantastic whenever he's not pitching in a tie game. I don't get it.

[GCTF]

boooooooooooo

[Guest USAFChief]

The ol' "pitchout with nobody covering" trick works even less often than the ol' hidden ball trick, IMO.

 

Edit: I do give them credit for executing it flawlessly, though. I'm trying not to be such a negative nancy.

[ashbury]

boooooooooooo

 

I went to a Reno Aces game the other night. The opponent was the Salt Lake Bees. Every time the visiting team did something good, the guy behind me yelled "Boo! Bees! Boo! Bees!".

 

Was that you?

[nicksaviking]

Hey ChiTown. Is this code for Glunn going to another Dog Birthday Party?

 

Wrong, it's a furry party. Learn the lingo.

[Squirrel]

oh geez ... aaarrrggghhh ... back to cleaning out my closet. it suddenly became more appealing.

[Danchat]

Gardy is going to be furious about that missed cover at 2nd. I wonder if everyone has given up yet. Most of us sure have.

[Bark's Lounge]

omg ... I hope not ... how many smelly socks does he have left to gift?

Although I read his posts after the fact on Sunday - It seems like dogs in his neck of the woods get diamond rings, Maseratis and have catered meals from high end restaurants. I never thought I would regret being a human. My regret begins now.

[GCTF]

I went to a Reno Aces game the other night. The opponent was the Salt Lake Bees. Every time the visiting team did something good, the guy behind me yelled "Boo! Bees! Boo! Bees!".

 

Was that you?

 

No, I was saying boo-urns.

[Squirrel]

Although I read his posts after the fact on Sunday - It seems like dogs in his neck of the woods get diamond rings' date=' Maseratis and have catered meals from high end restaurants. I never thought I would regret being a human. My regret begins now.[/quote']

 

Yeah, they GET those things. But all they really want is an old, used, smelly sock to chew on, play tug o' war with, and, well, whatever dogs do with smelly socks.

[Bark's Lounge]

whatever dogs do with smelly socks.

 

Funny... I think dogs and men do the same things with smelly socks.

[Squirrel]

Funny... I think dogs and men do the same things with smelly socks.

 

Uh, okay. I don't wanna know. heh.

[GCTF]

ta hell with this.

[Squirrel]

**** it. I'm going to go finish cleaning out my closet.

[Oldgoat_MN]

Bases empty.

Haha. They've fallen into our trap!