Game Thread: Indians@Twins 8/12 7:10PM

[buckninetyone]

I didn't mean to treat you bad

Didn't know just what I had

But honey now I do

And don't it make my brown eyes

Don't it make my brown eyes

Don't it make my brown eyes blue

 

gotye.

[Badsmerf]

back to back to ba.. to back complete games!

 

Just had to come on here to say this.

[Riverbrian]

When you wake up in the morning and the light is hurt your head

The first thing you do when you get up out of bed

Is hit that streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses

And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

Spied a little thing and I followed her all night

In a funky fine levis and her sweater's kind of tight

She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molases

But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

Now go out and get yourself some big black frames

With the glass so dark thay won't even know your name

And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:

Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

She was really bombed,

And I was really blown away,

Until I asked her what she wanted,

And this is what she had to say:

A pearl necklace.

She wanna pearl necklace.

She wanna pearl necklace.

[GCTF]

Just tuning in, hopefully Albers doesn't pitch the ninth so I can read the spaz out thread that'll follow.

[Badsmerf]

Why is everyone quoting horrible song lyrics that make no sense?

[Guest USAFChief]

Just tuning in, hopefully Albers doesn't pitch the ninth so I can read the spaz out thread that'll follow.

Too late.

[twinsnorth49]

When you wake up in the morning and the light is hurt your head

The first thing you do when you get up out of bed

Is hit that streets a-runnin' and try to beat the masses

And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

Spied a little thing and I followed her all night

In a funky fine levis and her sweater's kind of tight

She had a west coast strut that was as sweet as molases

But what really knocked me out was her cheap sunglasses

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

Now go out and get yourself some big black frames

With the glass so dark thay won't even know your name

And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:

Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

 

Thank you for restoring a modicum of dignity

[Guest USAFChief]

Why is everyone quoting horrible song lyrics that make no sense?

'cause we don't know no horrible song lyrics that do make sense?

[GCTF]

I'm trying to do the math in my head.

 

With that inning... I think Albers has a lower ERA than Vance Worley.

 

I have a lower ERA than Vance Worley.

[Guest USAFChief]

think of the children, RB. The children!

[twinsnorth49]

Why is everyone quoting horrible song lyrics that make no sense?

 

I thought smerfs like really bad song lyrics.

[Thegrin]

I study nuclear science

I love my classes

I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses

Things are going great, and they're only getting better

I'm doing all right, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades

I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

 

[Riverbrian]

Why is everyone quoting horrible song lyrics that make no sense?

 

Because they're there.

[twinsnorth49]

Why is everyone quoting horrible song lyrics that make no sense?

 

Forum violation, can't ask "why" in a game thread.

[Guest USAFChief]

Forum violation, can't ask "why" in a game thread.

Why?

[twinsnorth49]

What!!!? No Perkins!!!?? What if Albers arm falls off.....the humanity!!!!

[Squirrel]

Why is everyone quoting horrible song lyrics that make no sense?

I'm not sure but it has something to do with wearing sunglasses inside because your pupils are dilated and twinsnorth49 collecting bra pages from the Sears catalog

[buckninetyone]

the twins have left more aboard than the costa concordia oh cr

[Riverbrian]

For Twinsnorth and GCTF

 

Colonel Tom, what's wrong? What's going on?

You can't tie yourself up for a deal

He said, Hey, north, you're south, shut your big mouth

You gotta do what you feel is real

 

 

Ain't got no picture postcards, ain't got no souvenirs

My baby she don't know me when I'm thinking bout those years

[twinsnorth49]

Why?

 

I see what you did there......

[Badsmerf]

Guess you can't just really just jump into the middle of a game thread...

[twinsnorth49]

For Twinsnorth and GCTF

 

Colonel Tom, what's wrong? What's going on?

You can't tie yourself up for a deal

He said, Hey, north, you're south, shut your big mouth

You gotta do what you feel is real

 

 

Ain't got no picture postcards, ain't got no souvenirs

My baby she don't know me when I'm thinking bout those years

 

New Orleans is sinking and I don't wanna swim!

[Badsmerf]

Forum violation, can't ask "why" in a game thread.

Heh, apparently I've been breaking a few of those lately...

[glunn]

Just tuning in, hopefully Albers doesn't pitch the ninth so I can read the spaz out thread that'll follow.

 

I wonder about people who seem not to have enough drama in their real lives so they have to debate the size of Albers' balls.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Guess you can't just really just jump into the middle of a game thread...

 

Actually, that's the best way to jump in - with no clue as to what is going on. I do it all the time.

[Riverbrian]

Guess you can't just really just jump into the middle of a game thread...

 

Sure you can... You have cart Blanche to go any direction. Following along isn't necessary.

[Guest USAFChief]

Take him out now Gardy. Do it. Just for the fun of it.

[IdahoPilgrim]

I'll bet they start selling #63 jerseys tomorrow!

[glunn]

Heh, apparently I've been breaking a few of those lately...

 

With all due respect you are not even in the top 5.

[GCTF]

Shoulda pulled him.