Doubleheader Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 8/9 1:10 & 7:10PM

[ashbury]

You should just make this statement your signature. If you don't, I might as well do it.

 

I would, but I don't want to draw attention to my really bad ones.

[James]

I would, but I don't want to draw attention to my really bad ones.

I have a hard time figuring out which ones are yours are good ones and which are the bad ones.

[VATwinsFan]

I just watched a replay of Colabello smashing a HR and have to say I love the sound his bat makes when it hits the ball.

[Riverbrian]

Not that I blame the fans here, but the stadium is really empty

 

Yeah... I'd blame the Empty Seats.

[Riverbrian]

I would, but I don't want to draw attention to my really bad ones.

 

I actually do the opposite.

[Riverbrian]

I have a hard time figuring out which ones are yours are good ones and which are the bad ones.

 

Boom!!! That one is out of Here.

[nicksaviking]

Alex Rios has to be crushed knowing he is missing this epic matchup.

[James]

Boom!!! That one is out of Here.

Yeah, he hung that one up in the zone. I couldn't help but take a swing at that one.

[Steve Penz]

I just watched a replay of Colabello smashing a HR and have to say I love the sound his bat makes when it hits the ball.

 

I love it. It will be interesting to see if he hits that same HR at Target Field. In TF that is a tough shot.

[Guest USAFChief]

Yeah, he hung that one up in the zone. I couldn't help but take a swing at that one.

 

Uppercut swing?

[James]

Uppercut swing?

Is there any other kind?

[IdahoPilgrim]

Yeah, he hung that one up in the zone. I couldn't help but take a swing at that one.

 

"A hanging post is a gift from God."

-Kirby Puckett

[Squirrel]

Flash us. Then we'll know for sure it's you.

 

/ disclaimer: this is not a quality post

Did you see me?

 

/ disclaimer: this is also not a quality post

[ashbury]

"A hanging post is a gift from God."

-Kirby Puckett

 

It was one of my better efforts if I do say so myself.

[ashbury]

Did you see me?

 

Yeah, that was epic - and I don't even have TV.

[Steve Penz]

I love it. It will be interesting to see if he hits that same HR at Target Field. In TF that is a tough shot.

 

Colabello's 6th inning at bat included 6 pitches that were all inner half or farther in. With 4 oppo HRs I will bet he will get pitched in a lot.

[ashbury]

Colabello's 6th inning at bat included 6 pitches that were all inner half or farther in. With 4 oppo HRs I will bet he will get pitched in a lot.

 

A major league hitter will have an answer to that one, won't he? We shall find out.

[Winston Smith]

"5. Think about Driving... If you drive WRECKless... Shouldn't that be what we are all trying to achieve. I know my insurance company would appreciate WRECKless driving."

 

So this would be ok?

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Driving-lipstick-phone-431x300.jpg

[ashbury]

So this would be ok?

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Driving-lipstick-phone-431x300.jpg

 

Approves:

 

Link

[IdahoPilgrim]

So this would be ok?

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/Driving-lipstick-phone-431x300.jpg

 

Looks fine to me.

[Riverbrian]

Did you see me?

 

/ disclaimer: this is also not a quality post

 

Yeah... You're like a cross between Winston Churchill and Cindy Crawford.

[Squirrel]

Yeah... You're like a cross between Winston Churchill and Cindy Crawford.

Heh ok. Which parts did I get from whom?

[Riverbrian]

Heh ok. Which parts did I get from whom?

 

That's a good question... But I'm thinking that you will be wanting Winston Churchill's Breasts.

[IdahoPilgrim]

Heh ok. Which parts did I get from whom?

 

Well, I'll be the gentleman if no one else will - you got Crawford's body and Churchill's brain.

[buckninetyone]

thank god i got the day off from work* so i could watch this crap.

 

*haha i don't have a job.

[James]

Well, I'll be the gentleman if no one else will - you got Crawford's body and Churchill's brain.

It's best you did it. I wouldn't describe the rest of us as gentlemen.

[James]

Heh ok. Which parts did I get from whom?

The alcoholism is probably from Churchill.

[ashbury]

Yeah... You're like a cross between Winston Churchill and Cindy Crawford.

 

A Google Image Search on "Winston Churchill hot" turned up this as the first hit. Not nearly as scary as I expected:

[ashbury]

That's a good question... But I'm thinking that you will be wanting Winston Churchill's Breasts.

 

All women did, back in the day.

[Alex]

Sorry to bring us back to the game, but I hate the bunt in that situation. In a tie game, fine, but no outs two on...