Twins (Lopez) vs Tigers (Montero): 7/26/24, 5:40pm

[sampleSizeOfOne]

9 minutes ago, jimbo92107 said:

Lambaste: criticize (someone or something) harshly.

"they lambasted the report as a gross distortion of the truth"

 

"Buxton lambasted that ball..."  - Detroit announcer

Well, he did seem to have an opinion about where the ball should be.

[Patzky]

Well Royce we're glad you're back.

[Patzky]

Royce Kep and Slamtana all O-for yet six runs. Depth..

[stringer bell]

I’m surprised they brought Montero out for the fifth. 

[Parfigliano]

All TC players should wear Santana pants tomorrow.

[wabene]

3 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Subliminal.

Non-suboptimal

[Patzky]

Phighting Phil's left their fight on the flight.

[Patzky]

3 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

All TC players should wear Santana pants tomorrow.

Pantstana.

[Patzky]

Didn't give Baez the same 0-2 look at least.

[TwinsCD]

5 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

All TC players should wear Santana pants tomorrow.

Channeling the Chisux of the 70s who went with the shorts.

[wabene]

Slicktana

[Parfigliano]

Just now, Patzky said:

Pantstana.

Every Wed home game.  Every team gives out T-shirts.  TC gives pants.

[stringer bell]

Does that count as GDP?

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

Every Wed home game.  Every team gives out T-shirts.  TC gives pants.

Temu gold chains too

[Patzky]

Just now, stringer bell said:

Does that count as GDP?

MLB says yes

[mnfireman]

Santana takes it himself for 2...

[Patzky]

As Wentz, so Margot

[stringer bell]

Lee’s RH helmet looks too big, too. 

[wabene]

Nice seeing Wallner get a swing at a lefty 

[Patzky]

Vazquezagain

[stringer bell]

Have a day Vázquez!!

[Patzky]

This is not As Expected by any means.

[wabene]

Two hit night the best medicine for a slumping rookie

[TwinsCD]

That Detroit style pizza must sit really well with Vazquez.  Who had him for 3 hits in this series?

[wabene]

No way

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, Patzky said:

Vazquezagain

You seem suprised 

[mnfireman]

3 hours ago, Parfigliano said:

Looks good except for Vasquez.

You need to talk trash about him before every game he starts....

[Mortimerkenny21]

9 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Pantstana.

Pants, or lack there of.

[Parfigliano]

Just now, mnfireman said:

You need to talk trash about him before every game he starts....

I pretty much do.  Maybe he heard me this time.

[Aggies7]

Serves the tigers right for dressing like a nascar pit crew