Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6/5 - 7:10pm

[Riverbrian]

I could use on right now. Just got three user complaints about the same thread and had to do some moderating that was annoying.

 

It wasn't me this time... How bout that... I'm behaving.

[Squirrel]

sigh ... yes ... i went away to check on the laundry again ... wonder what would happen if i ran to the store?

[big dog]

I kinda sorta think it isn't Walters' night tonight...

[CairoCrown]

They both deserve to be in a hall of fame, albeit in different sports.

Competitive cleavaging?

[Squirrel]

I could use one right now. Just got three user complaints about the same thread and had to do some moderating that was annoying.

 

ooou ... which thread? i'll go read it and add to the complaints

[Riverbrian]

Walters not having the start we wanted at all.

[big dog]

Holy crap, Parm can play some d.

[Riverbrian]

sigh ... yes ... i went away to check on the laundry again ... wonder what would happen if i ran to the store?

 

If it was me... I'd get tired and have to pause half way to catch my breath before continuing.

[CairoCrown]

I have to admit, I was skeptical when I read that Parm was going to be playing RF. He might not be the smoothest out there, but he continues to impress me.

[Riverbrian]

Holy crap, Parm can play some d.

 

No Doubt... Reports of Average to Sub Par defense were greatly exaggerated.

[big dog]

So the WhiteSox and Mariners were scoreless after 14 innings. The Sox scored 5 in the top of the 14th. The Mariners did the same. Now they are in the 15th inning. The Sox have used 8 pitchers, the Mariners are on their 7th.

[Ultima Ratio]

I have to admit, I was skeptical when I read that Parm was going to be playing RF. He might not be the smoothest out there, but he continues to impress me.

 

Agree. I was predisposed to thinking it would be Doumit 2.0 -- it's been a pleasure to be wrong.

[stringer bell]

A nice crisp first inning for both teams. Tiny zone from this ump. While Walters was charged with no earnies, he looked pretty awful.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Competitive cleavaging?

 

I'm liking this idea... though I suspect there's a dozen or so cable channels that feature this on a nightly basis.

[Guest USAFChief]

So the WhiteSox and Mariners were scoreless after 14 innings. The Sox scored 5 in the top of the 14th. The Mariners did the same. Now they are in the 15th inning. The Sox have used 8 pitchers, the Mariners are on their 7th.

You gotta love baseball.

[CairoCrown]

So the WhiteSox and Mariners were scoreless after 14 innings. The Sox scored 5 in the top of the 14th. The Mariners did the same. Now they are in the 15th inning. The Sox have used 8 pitchers, the Mariners are on their 7th.

Sorry I blacked out there for a bit. Was having a Mike Trombley flashback.

[Riverbrian]

You gotta love baseball.

 

Greatest game in the world and it ain't close.

 

Unless Competitive Cleavaging counts?

[ashbury]

I could use one right now. Just got three user complaints about the same thread and had to do some moderating that was annoying.

 

You're welcome.

[Riverbrian]

Much Better 2nd for PJ... Let's get those runs back now.

[ashbury]

i kinda sorta think it isn't walters' career tonight...

 

ftfy.

[Squirrel]

Greatest game in the world and it ain't close.

 

Unless Competitive Cleavaging counts?

 

Okay ... I protest the cleavaging comments unless you can come up with something equivalent for me. I'd suggest 'speedo-ing' but that's even too, uh, whatever, for me.

[Riverbrian]

It's hard to pitch with a Gibson breathing down your neck

[Riverbrian]

Okay ... I protest the cleavaging comments unless you can come up with something equivalent for me. I'd suggest 'speedo-ing' but that's even too, uh, whatever, for me.

 

OK... Let me think... How bout a competitive attentive male contest?

[Squirrel]

OK... Let me think... How bout a competitive attentive male contest?

 

That doesn't imply any good body parts.

[Riverbrian]

Okay ... I protest the cleavaging comments unless you can come up with something equivalent for me. I'd suggest 'speedo-ing' but that's even too, uh, whatever, for me.

 

Thats really odd you said that... I named my Speedo... "The Whatever"

[big dog]

Okay ... I protest the cleavaging comments unless you can come up with something equivalent for me. I'd suggest 'speedo-ing' but that's even too, uh, whatever, for me.

 

If you think you're unhappy, just think about how Tony Oliva must feel about those comments.

[CairoCrown]

Okay ... I protest the cleavaging comments unless you can come up with something equivalent for me. I'd suggest 'speedo-ing' but that's even too, uh, whatever, for me.

So no Magic Mike Redmond for you then?

 

I'm so so sorry for that imagery.

[Squirrel]

Thats really odd you said that... I named my Speedo... "The Whatever"

 

Um, I'd rethink that ... it's not very flattering.

[Ultima Ratio]

thats really odd you said that... I named my speedo... "the whatever"

 

tmi

 

Edit: so the filters make acronyms impossible, or not like acronyms at all. Great. FML.

 

Second edit: But after an edit, FML flies under the radar. Is the IRS in charge here?

[Riverbrian]

That doesn't imply any good body parts.

 

If Snepp was here... He could find and post some good body part pictures. He's like an Internet pro or something.