Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6/4 - 7:10pm

[Riverbrian]

I have been watching the KC feed all night and they have not seemed very optimistic.

 

Like Bob Uecker in Major League?

[stringer bell]

I'll type this fast...Morneau is due for a long ball.

 

Maybe not, but he got an infield hit.

[LaBombo]

That was you?

Honest to God, I was just trying to return Django Unchained and she just... swear to God, I had no idea she was your gra... Peace, Brother.

[snepp]

I'll type this fast...Morneau is due for a long ball.

 

Almost!

[Riverbrian]

I'll type this fast...Morneau is due for a long ball.

 

Typed Faster than the ball actually flew off his bat.

[Guest USAFChief]

Honest to God, I was just trying to return Django Unchained and she just... swear to God, I had no idea she was your gra... Peace, Brother.

Yup. That was my grandmother.

[Guest USAFChief]

Like Bob Uecker in Major League?

Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside.

[ashbury]

Honest to God, I was just trying to return Django Unchained and she just... swear to God, I had no idea she was your gra... Peace, Brother.

 

Favorite Tarantino movie?

[Guest USAFChief]

I'll type this fast...Morneau is due for a long ball.

 

Maybe not, but he got an infield hit.

Not to worry, you had plenty of time.

[ashbury]

Typed Faster than the ball actually flew off his bat.

 

It will look like a line drive in the box score.

[Riverbrian]

I'll type this fast...Morneau is due for a long ball.

 

Maybe not, but he got an infield hit.

 

I'm gonna type it slow... In case Morneau reads this thread tonight.

 

M O R N E A U . . . Y O U A R E D U E F O R A L O N G B A L L ! ! !

[Riverbrian]

Favorite Tarantino movie?

 

Pulp Ficton... And it ain't close.

[ashbury]

I'm gonna type it slow... In case Morneau reads this thread tonight.

 

He *is* Canadian.

[Squirrel]

heh ... you guys are funny tonight.

[ashbury]

Pulp Ficton... And it ain't close.

 

Yeah, me too. Something to like in each of them, something to hate, but that one was just so out there.

[Guest USAFChief]

heh ... you guys are funny tonight.

Hey ChiTown.

 

Actually, I think we're having a "meh" night myself.

[Riverbrian]

It will look like a line drive in the box score.

 

My favorite Cliche... I use it all the time.

 

Me: What are you doing?

Son: Mom Told me to sweep the Kitchen.

Me: Stop... Just take a look around... See any obvious piles of dirt?

Son: (looking around) Maybe a little bit over there.

Me: Ok... Go sweep that.

Son: Will Mom be OK with that.

Me: It'll look like a line drive in the box score.

[ashbury]

heh ... you guys are funny tonight.

 

Heard that before - right before "ew, he's old."

[glunn]

heh ... you guys are funny tonight.

 

They are funny every night.

[Squirrel]

Hey ChiTown.

 

Actually, I think we're having a "meh" night myself.

 

Well ... to be honest, I don't get a chance to read all the game threads through to compare properly ...

 

oh blah .. there goes my signal ... crap

 

EDIT: how come you can say crap here and not ****? i mean, technically, it's the same thing.

[ashbury]

Hey ChiTown.

 

Actually, I think we're having a "meh" night myself.

 

We're rubber, you're glue.

[Guest USAFChief]

Well ... to be honest, I don't get a chance to read all the game threads through to compare properly ...

 

oh blah .. there goes my signal ... crap

Medi-Alert?

[ashbury]

Well ... to be honest, I don't get a chance to read all the game threads through to compare properly ...

 

oh blah .. there goes my signal ... crap

 

Thunderstorms in my area, and lost my internet several innings ago... been using semaphore and carrier pigeons ever since.

[CairoCrown]

Who placed the dance step shoe outlines on the field?

[Ultima Ratio]

You bet. Good to get the first win of the year against KC after being swept earlier.

[glunn]

That was a very good win.

[neauMor]

I understand there are some that are lobbying for a game threader badge and a mention that one person wanted to hand out trophies. Well I assume i will get neither, so can I get a participation certificate?

[big dog]

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! The Deduno Express was rolling tonight.

[Riverbrian]

Deduno... His performance this year is gonna make us buyers at the deadline.

 

Ummm... Or dead at the byline.

[ashbury]

That gives Perk 34 SO for the year. The lead looks insurmountable.