Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers, 5/28 - 7:10pm

[Riverbrian]

Most women think the Three Stooges shorts are documentaries about men.

 

Not a documentary...

 

Better termed as a Male Development Educational Tool.

[snepp]

I believe the master of graphs, himself, can create one reflecting Mauer's rather curious on-again, off again contact rates this year.

 

Dave is the real graphmaster, but he's too good for us, what with all his getting sloshed and having 3-somes these days.

[LaBombo]

At the risk of being hauled off to Twins Daily Impersonating a Doctor jail, this was, even before extra innings, the typical sort of close NL game that would've gotten some Twins medicine men/women canned for having an unplayable guy on the bench for every other week of the season.

[Riverbrian]

He does jest and don't call him Shirley.

 

The greatest movie line... Ever written.

 

1. Yes I'm Serious and Don't Call Me Shirley

2. Frankly Scarlett... I don't give a Damn

3. The fall is gonna kill ya.

[twinsnorth49]

Well that was impressive.

[Bark's Lounge]

Most women think the Three Stooges shorts are documentaries about men.

Ha, Ha... Ted Danson, Steve Guttenberg, and Tom Selleck are pretty hilarious!

[LaBombo]

I hate to break this to you, but the Beverly Hillbillies was not a documentary.

TV series or movie?

http://capitalistliontamer.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/futurama_fry_looking_squint.jpg?w=300&h=225

[nicksaviking]

I'm afraid to say you are thinking of a 1990's movie starring Jim Varney from the Ernest movies. The rest of us are discussing the 1960's reality program it was based on.

[ashbury]

Really good three innings from Ryanthony Swarzzly. We need one more, plus a run in the top of the 13th - the offense is really testing the bullpen.

[LaBombo]

'neausie hasn't been hitting the long ball, but it hasn't been for lack of swings like the one in the middle of that last AB.

[James]

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

[Riverbrian]

Wife: (Turns on Light) What are you doing?

Me: I'm watching the Twins

Wife: At 11:30 at night.

Me: It's Jake from State Farm

Wife: Put some Clothes on... And get to bed.

Me: well don't I sound Hideous.

[Riverbrian]

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

I hope so to... I gotta ask... You haven't been around my Oregano dealer.

[Bark's Lounge]

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

James, I am feeling your good Ju-Ju.

[James]

I hope so to... I gotta ask... You haven't been around my Oregano dealer.

 

Is he a tall guy that only likes to meet in dark alleys?

[gil4]

Shaky excuse, but we forgive... this time.

 

Who is this "we" you're talking about?

[ashbury]

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

We all do.

[Riverbrian]

Is he a tall guy that only likes to meet in dark alleys?

 

No... He works at the supermarket. I always see him stocking the spice aisle.

[Riverbrian]

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

Good call... You are telekinetic.

[glunn]

Hicks!!! Great way to start the inning.

[James]

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

Well, that's a start.

[MichiganTwins]

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

well played

[B Richard]

Atta boy Aaron. Really hope he can put it all together soon

[ashbury]

Good call... You are telekinetic.

 

I'll start holding my breath.

[mikecgrimes]

Hicks #'s are getting prettier by the day

[B Richard]

Can Eduardo come through in the clutch yet again???

[LaBombo]

My call... Aaron Hicks will be the hero of this game.

 

Oh man, I hope I'm right about this.

 

Welcome back from the future. Steal of home or collision at the plate?

[B Richard]

Hell yeah Eddy! Good ABs from everybody right there. Finally a flash of the Twins I used to know

[MichiganTwins]

Hicks #'s are getting prettier by the day

 

.161 we are getting closer and closer to .200

[snepp]

.161 we are getting closer and closer to .200

 

Laudner is starting to get nervous.