Opening Day Starter is….

[Squirrel]

59 minutes ago, wabene said:

Easy for someone with a hairless back to say, just sayin.

Are you talking about you or me?

[wsnydes]

2 hours ago, ashbury said:

April Fool!  That wasn't really Brian Dozier, just some fan in the stands.

With such an uncanny likeness, I think I'm going to need a side by side comparison before I will truly believe you.

[Otto von Ballpark]

Now the forum software has labeled this back-hair discussion as “HOT!”

Great job, everyone!

[nicksaviking]

13 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Are you talking about you or me?

Feel free to grow it out, we don't judge around here.

I mean except for the players, front office, manager and ownership.

[USAFChief]

20 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Are you talking about you or me?

Yes.

[ashbury]

14 minutes ago, Otto von Ballpark said:

Now the forum software has labeled this back-hair discussion as “HOT!”

Great job, everyone!

Can we ask for the addition of a Hawt designation?

[Otto von Ballpark]

5 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Can we ask for the addition of a Hawt designation?

Probably nawt.

[Squirrel]

2 hours ago, USAFChief said:

Yes.

Low hanging fruit

[Squirrel]

We should relabel this thread ‘Game Thread ST’