Game Thread: Twins vs. Red Sox 12:10 am GMT 6/19/2018

[Vanimal46]

They're nuts pitching to Martinez...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Nibble... nibble.. Two strikes....

[Aggies7]

Where’s the trump pic, chief

[USAFChief]

 

Here's the game, right here.

 

Their 22 HR, OPS over 1.000 guy (which doesn't even lead the team) with 2 ducks in the pond.

ftfy.

[USAFChief]

 

I walk Martinez, let Duke pitch to Moreland or a PHer.

 

Fire me. 

[mrmpls]

Escaped -atta boy Trevor

[Brandon Brooks]

Wow! What a strikeout.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Good stuff! Martinez was sitting on a breaking ball that didn't break

[USAFChief]

 

Where’s the trump pic, chief

Back a couple pages.

[Vanimal46]

CC: Hildeezy

[jun]

 

They're nuts pitching to Martinez...

Nope. Martinez hits right and Moreland hits left, that's a good decision. That's also too much pressure with three on and a left handed batter coming up next.

[David HK]

That is a job well done, THE.

 

OMG, we've got an 8th inning ahead.

 

Please, no.

 

Not the ARE.

 

Maybe send the THE out again?

 

[USAFChief]

What's the MOTTER with you??

 

//

 

been savin' that one up.

[David HK]

Come on, Garvey.

 

At least drill one back up the middle and make Sale duck.

[slash129]

Motter's the Man in the Box, now buried in his sh** (by Sale)

[Aggies7]

That inning left something to be desired

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

At this point it's a matter of pitchers doing their thing, and guys making plays. Though a couple more runs wouldn't have hurt.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Motter's the Man in the Box, now buried in his sh** (by Sale)

I see what you did there

 

[USAFChief]

Mrs Chief was a little, uh, angry with me last night. In fact, she came up behind me and hit me on the back of the head with a frying pan!

 

"Hey!" I yelled. "What was THAT all about?"

 

"I was doing the laundry and I found THIS in your pocket!" she yelled, and handed me a scrap of paper with "Betty Sue" written on it.

 

"Honey," I said. "I went to the track last weekend, remember? That was the horse I got a tip on."

 

Well, that seemed to fix the problem..until tonight. She just whacked me again with a frying pan.

 

"AGAIN!??!" I yelled. "Now what?"

 

"Your horse called." she said.

[Brandon Brooks]

 

That is a job well done, THE.

 

OMG, we've got an 8th inning ahead.

 

Please, no.

 

Not the ARE.

 

Maybe send the THE out again?

 

Surprise! It's the ZDE!

[Aggies7]

Escobar again you beautiful man

[USAFChief]

Big league play, Esco.

[Nine of twelve]

Nunez' helmet came off. Has that ever happened before?

[Brandon Brooks]

Escobar is an American hero.

[USAFChief]

 

Motter's the Man in the Box, now buried in his sh** (by Sale)

 

Shakespearmint.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I'm a Sano fan, but so glad Esco is there to make that play instead of Sano.

[Aggies7]

Welp

[USAFChief]

poop.  Sandy ***********ing Leon.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

The Falvine bullpen, doin' their thang

[Nine of twelve]

Dang. OK, hold them here and get one off their bullpen.