Getting Ready for Game Threads

[Squirrel]

I guess you just don’t know anything about music...

Heh ...

[snepp]

 

Zack "Stone Cold" Granite.

[Squirrel]

Zack "Stone Cold" Granite.

Didn’t we go through the whole slate of possibilities for him, with all the accompanying puns included?

[ashbury]

Didn’t we go through the whole slate of possibilities for him, with all the accompanying puns included?

I think we have at last reached...

... rock bottom.

[snepp]

 

I think we have at last reached...

 

 

... rock bottom.

 

Comedy gold, a real gem of a post.

 

It's crystal clear that we shouldn't take offerings like this for granite.

[Squirrel]

Comedy gold, a real gem of a post.

 

It's crystal clear that we shouldn't take offerings like this for granite.

You two are really putting me between a rock and a hard place determining whose ‘jokes’ are more groan worthy.

 

 

(And of course the answer is ‘yes.’)

[USAFChief]

Comedy gold, a real gem of a post.

 

It's crystal clear that we shouldn't take offerings like this for granite.

where'd you dig those up from?

[snepp]

 

where'd you dig those up from?

 

Ya know, if it weren't for the comment policy we could really be a lot boulder with the jokes.

[USAFChief]

Ya know, if it weren't for the comment policy we could really be a lot boulder with the jokes.

speaking of which, lots of open pit mine size holes left in the April game thread schedule.

 

I know many of you who dig the game threads are ready to put shovel to earth and fill em.

 

Step right up.

[bird]

Mauer: Chairman of the Boring, formerly known as General Soreness

[Nine of twelve]

Getting ready for game threads? Sound like a long trip to Surdyks.

I hear they're open on Sundays now.

[Squirrel]

 

Very soon now, Twins fans!

[USAFChief]

Mauer: Chairman of the Boring, formerly known as General Soreness

Noe Pauer.

[Craig Arko]

I hear they're open on Sundays now.

I hear that, too.

[TwinsCD]

I will stick with my two names on home run celebrations:

 

ESCO-BOMB!! and BIG BUX, BIG BUX (also represents his future contract extension).

[Platoon]

Fernando Rodney: This one’s a stretch, but stick with me. You know that pointing to the sky he does after every save as a way of remembering his dad? Perhaps he’s also pointing up there and singing, “There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando. They were shining there for you and me, for liberty, Fernando.” And the most important line: “Though we never thought that we could lose, there’s no regret. If I had to do the same again, I would, my friend, Fernando.” So every time he gets the save, let’s give it up for “Abba” Rodney.

Big Abba fan here. I hum that tune whenever I hear the name Fernando. That said I sure hope the two verses "can you hear the drums Fernando" and "The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry" are not actually well struck baseballs instead of musical instruments and weapons.

[Nine of twelve]

Big Abba fan here. I hum that tune whenever I hear the name Fernando. That said I sure hope the two verses "can you hear the drums Fernando" and "The roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry" are not actually well struck baseballs instead of musical instruments and weapons.

It's been done before. 37 years ago. Google Fernandomania Dodgers. And BTW I generally like ABBA, but you'd never have gotten me to admit that back when they were popular.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Sano Means No

[Pardon My Dinger]

Too soon?

[ashbury]

 

 

Too soon?

Too... something, I'm pretty sure.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Too... something, I'm pretty sure.

Good thing there are no warning points until Opening Day, right?

 

...Right?

[Squirrel]

 

Good thing there are no warning points until Opening Day, right?

...Right?

Only if you sign up to do a game thread ... or two ...