Game Thread: Twins v Mariners, 6/14 @ 7:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

Good for byron

[mikecgrimes]

Watch out Buddy the entire Seattle roster thinks Twins pitchers are out to get them.

[ashbury]

Cy Gaviglio... Apologies if someone already went there, I just got here.

I think someone won Post of the Day honors earlier in the thread, using that theme. Let me go research that and get back to you...

[ashbury]

 

Carnac: "The Mendoza Line."

Ed: "The Mendoza Line"?

Carnac: "The Mendoza Line."

Ed: "The Mendoza Line."

Carnac: I, Ed McMahon...

Ed: Pardon me, your Magnificence?
Carnac: Oh, I just thought, if you were going to repeat everything I said, I'd get you to put me in your will.

Ed: I am sure that my meager savings would be a pittance in comparison to your vast wealth.

Carnac: NBC has been most generous.

Ed: On the other hand, I have only the TWO ex-wives.

Carnac: May you walk a mile under a diseased camel.

Ed: Let us not go there, after all, your Magnificence.

Carnac: You are wiser than you look.

Ed: Would you be so kind as to open the hermetically sealed envelope?

Carnac: (opens envelope) "What does Byron Buxton no longer have to stand in, at Mendoza's Restaurant?"

[Aggies7]

 

Carnac: "The Mendoza Line."

Ed: "The Mendoza Line"?

Carnac: "The Mendoza Line."

Ed: "The Mendoza Line."

Carnac: I, Ed McMahon...

Ed: Pardon me, your Magnificence?

Carnac: Oh, I just thought, if you were going to repeat everything I said, I'd get you to put me in your will.

Ed: I am sure that my meager savings would be a pittance in comparison to your vast wealth.

Carnac: NBC has been most generous.

Ed: Of course, I have only the two ex-wives.

Carnac: May you walk a mile under a diseased camel.

Ed: Let us not go there, after all, your Magnificence.

Carnac: You are wiser than you look.

Ed: Would you be so kind as to open the hermetically sealed envelope?

Carnac: (opens envelope) "What does Byron Buxton no long have to stand in, at Mendoza's Restaurant?"

They do re-runs of Carson here locally. A lot of it just does not hold up

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Sano is either very good, or downright awful.

 

Guess which one tonight.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I'm a big Sano bobo, but... uhg

 

did I spell that right?

[Aggies7]

Sano is either very good, or downright awful.

 

Guess which one tonight.

He's been pretty rough for a while. Does not appear that the off day helped a whole lot

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

 

Carnac: "The Mendoza Line."

...

I wrongly predicted a Mike Zunino joke coming

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

He's been pretty rough for a while. Does not appear that the off day helped a whole lot

He takes his hitting slumps into the field with him. That's rare for a big leaguer. 

[Aggies7]

Dick was too afraid to say that Puig flipped off the crowd yesterday. Had to settle for the lame term "gestured" to the crowd. Eww

[Aggies7]

Crap, I missed Alf tonight.

[ashbury]

They do re-runs of Carson here locally. A lot of it just does not hold up

Just what are you trying to suggest about my humble contribution?

[Aggies7]

He's been pretty rough for a while. Does not appear that the off day helped a whole lot

Post of the night

[LaBombo]

 

Sano is either very good, or downright awful.

 

Guess which one tonight.

 

Not sure we can get it right with one guess tonight.

[snepp]

Sano-zie-type bomb.

[Jax]

Sano is one strong dude

[ashbury]

He takes his hitting slumps into the field with him. That's rare for a big leaguer. 

We can look forward to some web-gems the rest of the game?

[Aggies7]

Just what are you trying to suggest about my humble contribution?

[David HK]

 

He's always going to be streaky I think. When it is all said and done he'll be a 35/110 guy.

Good thing he had a day off yesterday, against their ace.

 

Oh, wait.....

[Aggies7]

With our time against Seattle running short, I didn't want to miss an opportunity to remind everyone how much of a cutie Bridget Fonda was in "singles"

[LaBombo]

 

Sano is one strong dude

Yeah. For most players, at some point higher strength gives rapidly diminishing returns on bat speed.

 

Sano is not most players.

[ashbury]

I wrongly predicted a Mike Zunino joke coming

I'd like to hear one, if you've got it cued up.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

I'd like to hear one, if you've got it cued up.

 

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/012/132/thatsthejoke.jpg

[mikecgrimes]

The 6 month old is demanding he gets to watch baseball.  He must already know he's named after a Hall of Famer.

[Jax]

Who's this guy pitching

 

Lol

[John Kelsey]

Everyone in the Minneapolis area please pull your cars into your garage. 

 

Don't be alarmed by the baseball-sized hail that will soon begin to fall now that Matt Belisle is on the mound. 

[Aggies7]

Ben Gamel firmly added to the Jose altuve list which of course contains players the twins simply cannot get out

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Everyone in the Minneapolis area please pull your cars into your garage. 

 

Don't be alarmed by the baseball-sized hail that will soon begin to fall now that Matt Belisle is on the mound. 

Other than a section of right field wall that will need some repair, we made through the inning unscathed.

[Danchat]

 

Other than a section of right field wall that will need some repair, we made through the inning unscathed

This has concluded the Matt Belisle warning.