Game Thread: Twins vs Royals 9/6, 7:10pm @ Target Field

[operation mindcrime]

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!

[operation mindcrime]

Add Morales to the list of Twin Killers!

[snepp]

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[LaBombo]

'Light's Velocity Drop Traced to Weak Delivery Grunt'

Former women's tennis star Monica Seles to work with struggling fireballer.

 

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Less suspense, at least.

 

Game was closer for longer than usualer...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Another pitcher...

[Willihammer]

..............

[LaBombo]

It's hard to imagine how bad the bullpen would have been if it hadn't been an offseason priority.

[LaBombo]

 

 

Add Morales to the list of Twin Killers!

 

Done.

 

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[LaBombo]

 

You have to wonder what the Twins crack scouting dept was looking at when they said this guy threw in the high 90's?

Maybe we need some new scouts?

Or maybe some older ones...

 

[Kwak]

A Touchdown fer Xsake!

[twinssporto]

 

This is September let's see how Pat Light responds.

He threw up on his cleats.

[Riverbrian]

Last time we had the first pick overall we landed Joe Mauer. 

 

I wonder who the top high school player in Minnesota is... Just trying to get ready for the 2017 draft. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Done.

 

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Really... The 6th guy down... On the Top Page

 

Freddie Patek? 

[twinssporto]

 

Last time we had the first pick overall we landed Joe Mauer. 

 

I wonder who the top high school player in Minnesota is... Just trying to get ready for the 2017 draft. 

Lets pick from Texas, Florida or California.

[LaBombo]

 

A Touchdown fer Xsake!

Nothing says 'We hit 3 homers' like a seven run loss.

 

 

[Comrade Bork]

Perfect game going

tonight for Ricky Nolasco

[Riverbrian]

 

Lets pick from Texas, Florida or California.

 

Make sense but that's not how it works. 

 

It'll be some high schooler from Duluth East or New Ulm. 

[T_J]

For an extra kick in the nuts, Nolasco is Perfect through 5... Wouldn't that just be special...

[twinssporto]

 

Make sense but that's not how it works. 

 

It'll be some high schooler from Duluth East or New Ulm. 

That's hilarious!  Laughing out loud!

 

You forgot Warroad.  They have a hot bed of talent too.

[LaBombo]

 

 

 

I wonder who the top high school player in Minnesota is... Just trying to get ready for the 2017 draft. 

[Willihammer]

Kendrys being interview after the game STILL USING A TRANSLATOR.

11 years you'd think he'd be able to regurgitate canned replies like everyone else.

I don't know why this bothers me rn.

Wait yes I do.

Its that dad-gummed rusty penile trickle dysfunction!!!!

[operation mindcrime]

Perfect game tonight for Ricky Nolasco

Dating back to his last start he retired 28 in a row! See what good coaching can do!

[LaBombo]

 

Kendrys being interview after the game STILL USING A TRANSLATOR.

11 years you'd think he'd be able to regurgitate canned replies like everyone else.

I don't know why this bothers me rn.

Wait yes I do.

Its that dad-gummed rusty penile trickle dysfunction!!!!

Post with the phrase 'dad-gummed' = automatic 'like'. Is there an app to do that?

[Platoon]

You have to wonder what the Twins crack scouting dept was looking at when they said this guy threw in the high 90's?

Maybe we need some new scouts?

I wonder if they were using the Canadian radar guns by mistake?

[Riverbrian]

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100 Losses will only require a 11-12 Finish.

 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

That's hilarious!  Laughing out loud!

 

You forgot Warroad.  They have a hot bed of talent too.

 

How could anyone forget Warroad. That would be like forgetting Two Harbors!!!

[operation mindcrime]

Kendrys being interview after the game STILL USING A TRANSLATOR.

11 years you'd think he'd be able to regurgitate canned replies like everyone else.

I don't know why this bothers me rn.

Wait yes I do.

Its that dad-gummed rusty penile trickle dysfunction!!!!

Jeseus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

[LaBombo]

 

Perfect game going
tonight for Ricky Nolasco

Thank goodness your TD jinx powers still work on him after the trade.  A's finally register a hit in the 6th!

[twinssporto]

Just watched Molly's interview.  At what point does he have a total mental breakdown?  He's eventually going to blow like a volcano.  How can he maintain this "even keel" calmness after these types of games.

 

I wonder if he has ever yelled at the players?