Article: Gamethread: Twins@Blue Jays 8/26 6:07PM

[Riverbrian]

 

In honor of Canada, are the Blue Jays going to get the Dean-Albers-Wimmers hat trick tonight? If they were hockey players, what would their line be called?

 

I'd put Wimmers at Center and then I'd take the First two letters of their last names and Call It the WIDE AL Line. 

[ashbury]

Suzuki's got quite the cannon. Maybe he missed his true calling as a right fielder?

[USAFChief]

 

I know, but it's a lot easier to post a GIF than to think up something funny to write.

False.

[Aggies7]

Man, I woke up this morning with such a sore neck I had to slowly push my way out of bed on my hands and knees.

 

I'm 29. What is 60 going to be like?

[USAFChief]

 

I'd put Wimmers at Center and then I'd take the First two letters of their last names and Call It the WIDE AL Line. 

200 post lag time and you came up with THAT??

[Danchat]

Oh goody. Another rookie who has no idea how to throw strikes.

[USAFChief]

 

Man, I woke up this morning with such a sore neck I had to slowly push my way out of bed on my hands and knees.

I'm 29. What is 60 going to be like?

Same sore neck, only now your wife pushes you out of bed with her hands and knees.

[Aggies7]

Possibly mix in a strike?

[LaBombo]

 

I know, but it's a lot easier to post a GIF than to think up something funny to write.

[Aggies7]

Light. Now THAT was ABAD deal

[GCTF]

New Jim Hoey struggling just a bit.

[operation mindcrime]

Look what happens when you throw a strike!

[USAFChief]

 

Possibly mix in a strike?

Nope.  That wasn't it, either.

[ashbury]

False.

You mean:http://www.sticktwiddlers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dwight-the-office-false-meme.png

[LaBombo]

Light's journey to the Dark side is complete...

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/custom/Screen_shot_2013_05_04_at_10.54.28_AM_ktomipu0.png

[Aggies7]

I know Ricky nolasco and Fernando Abad weren't the future of the twins, but Jeeze Louise, we should have gotten more for them than a bag of wet clothes

[ashbury]

Listening to the radio broadcast overlaying the video. "Hit in the air, left center field, Grossman will never get it in a million years..."

 

I like their brutal honesty.

[Aggies7]

Hard to believe we've won as many games as we have.

[Aggies7]

Pat. Light on control, heavy on the runs.

[ashbury]

Man, I woke up this morning with such a sore neck I had to slowly push my way out of bed on my hands and knees.

 

I'm 29. What is 60 going to be like?

Dunno. Still got your spleen?

[operation mindcrime]

Some team meeting! Did the pitchers even attend?

[ashbury]

New Jim Hoey struggling just a bit.

Meet the new Jim Hoey. Same as the old Jim Hoey.

 

[Aggies7]

Some team meeting! Did the pitchers even attend?

They aren't supposed to say

Edited August 27, 2016 by Aggies7

[Aggies7]

Dunno. Still got your spleen?

Is that the one that isn't needed?

[LaBombo]

 

This is somewhat akin to saying that between Methuselah and Honey Boo Boo, there's quite a bit of experience there.

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jamal+Mayers+Dan+Carcillo+Toronto+Maple+Leafs+GOAylbkz9iZl.jpg

[Aggies7]

Man this year has been bad, but it's gonna be sweet when the Vikings storm through their schedule only to blow a last minute lead when it counts.

[LaBombo]

Twins give up four more, Jays break it open, Twins promo spot during the following break features Dick's in-game commentary, "we really use a blast here!".

 

So at least somebody in the Twins' marketing department has been paying attention.

[ashbury]

Is that the one that isn't needed?

One of 'em. Apparently.

[LaBombo]

 

Dunno. Still got your spleen?

Well, I've got a spleen. What's the actuarial hit for aftermarket vs. OEM?

[Aggies7]

One of 'em. Apparently.

I was going to make a comment about the other parts of the body that apparently aren't necessary, but I thought better of it.