Game Thread: Twins vs. White Sox 7-31 @ 1:10 PM CT

[HitInAPinch]

Look's like the guy from the Marlins stepped out for a drink...

 

 

 

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Front row at Target Field

 

[HitInAPinch]

Oh, Sano....

[HitInAPinch]

Vargas scores from 1st.   Polanco get's hungup in a rundown.

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[diehardtwinsfan]

 

The Rangers and Angel scouts I can understand, but why is Phil included in your list?

 

I'd say a potential 3 team trade... but thinking through that, it makes me wonder if Vargas or Polanco are on their way out. Only way I could see Phil interested.

 

Edit:  either that or Antony is the GM whisperer and convinced Philly to take the other Santana.

[Jerr]

 

Vargas scores from 1st.   Polanco get's hungup in a rundown.

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It's our Twins......     

[HitInAPinch]

4 ball walk.  Better start up the bullpen....

[spinowner]

 

Dick: Is Santana part of the problem or part of the solution?

 

Steven Wright: If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.

I got distracted reading Steven Wright quotes. The man is a genius. I'll only post this one:

 

“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
― Steven Wright

[USAFChief]

 

I'd say a potential 3 team trade... but thinking through that, it makes me wonder if Vargas or Polanco are on their way out. Only way I could see Phil interested.

 

Edit:  either that or Antony is the GM whisperer and convinced Philly to take the other Santana.

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"Phil."

[Willihammer]

Left side of the infield really doesn't want to see Santana traded

[USAFChief]

That's Sano way to throw to first.

[formerly33]

 

I got distracted reading Steven Wright quotes. The man is a genius. I'll only post this one:

 

“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
― Steven Wright

You'll have to specify whether said man would be wrong if there were women there if you want an answer to this question. :3

[USAFChief]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[spinowner]

The only good thing is that if a run scores because of two errors it's still only one run.

[Aggies7]

sano is absolutely killing us and I knew Rosario was going to airmail that as soon as it left his hand. Our coaching appears to be lacking at an intense level

[USAFChief]

Dickbert:  "The Twins are ONLY carrying 7 relievers."

[glunn]

Lots of sloppy defense and baserunning today.

[spinowner]

 

You'll have to specify whether said man would be wrong if there were women there if you want an answer to this question. :3

You've never been married, have you?

[mickeymental]

i'm guessing sano would not appreciate an all-expenses-paid trip to rochester.

[USAFChief]

 

Lots of sloppy defense and baserunning this decade.

FTFY

[Aggies7]

 

i'm guessing sano would not appreciate an all-expenses-paid trip to rochester.

he might not appreciate it, but he certainly deserves it. something has to shake up some of our young guys. playing with zero fundamentals

[Jerr]

 

I got distracted reading Steven Wright quotes. The man is a genius. I'll only post this one:

 

“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
― Steven Wright

I'm getting distracted as I am reading his stuff, absolutely hilarious!!!!!!

[Aggies7]

it makes me physical ill to type this, but sano down park up?

[formerly33]

 

You've never been married, have you?

I married the Twins back in '12, but that didn't last long. Why do you ask?

[Aggies7]

buxton out for "knee soreness". what's he going to do when he turns 30?

[Aggies7]

good lord, rondon just mowing us down.

[Jerr]

 

buxton out for "knee soreness". what's he going to do when he turns 30?

30???? Try 60     

[Aggies7]

haha that pitch was a foot outside. could have changed the whole course of the inning.

[Aggies7]

Santana getting rocked.

[Willihammer]

Hey ump. Moreau is stepping out the box after. Every. Pitch.

[Aggies7]

big DP