Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 6/13 @ 9:05pm CT

[Riverbrian]

 

A stick

 

Yeah... There really isn't anything stickier than a stick

 

Other than our Veteran Starting Pitchers. 

 

I can't think of anything stickier than a stick. 

[David HK]

I like this facing Trout with the bases empty idea.  

 

I hope we can do that a couple more times.

[David HK]

 

A stick

Whaddya call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

[LaBombo]

 

 

This made me think of Potato Wave and that made me think of this:

 

 

And then I laughed

 

Benny Lava ?!?  Is that you?

 

[Riverbrian]

 

So, a baby seal walks into a club...

 

Reminds me of the true story of Greenpeace activists spray painting the fur of Seals so their pelts would be worthless and this effort was supposed to save their life from poachers.

The spray painting didn't really blend in with the snow anymore and they became easy meals for predators. 

[twinsnorth49]

 

So, a baby seal walks into a club...

Thanks.......just ....thanks.

[twinsnorth49]

I think Ryan might still be able to beat the Twins.

[Riverbrian]

BUXTON

[USAFChief]

Buxton-zee!

[Guest]

So, a baby seal walks into a club...

So a welder walks into a bar. . .

[USAFChief]

 

Thanks.......just ....thanks.

''

 

My pleasure, sir.

[twinsnorth49]

Seems to be figuring out those breaking pitches a bit better.

[D. Hocking]

 

I think when Chief started out, his first jokes began something like this: "So a Midianite, a Bedouin and a Philistine were on a camel. . ."

 

I think it was when a Neanderthal, a homo sapien, and saber tooth tiger walked into a tar pit.

Edited June 14, 2016 by D. Hocking

[twinsnorth49]

What's with that Indiana Jones set out in CF anyway?

[twinsnorth49]

 

I think it was when a Neanderthal, a homo sapien, and saber tooth tiger walked into a tar pit.

Winner.

[USAFChief]

 

What's with that Indiana Jones set out in CF anyway?

It's an Indiana Jones set.

 

In CF.

[David HK]

Thanks, Bux-  

 

I'm gonna sure miss you when Mastro gets back.

[USAFChief]

 

I think it was when a Neanderthal, a homo sapien, and saber tooth tiger walked into a tar pit.

All three said "What's brown and sticky?"
 

[twinsnorth49]

If you see this beer, buy it, it's bloody good.

 

 

http://idrinkgoodbeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Boulevard-Brewing-Single-Wide-IPA-1.jpg

[twinsnorth49]

 

It's an Indiana Jones set.

 

In CF.

Oh.......well nevermind then.

[twinsnorth49]

I don't t much care for that little Italian fellow.

[LaBombo]

 

What's with that Indiana Jones set out in CF anyway?

Universal Studio tour monorail runs through there, then on to WestWorld.

 

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[Guest]

Seems like Ricky would have much better stats if he only had to face Trout, Calhoun, Escobar and Pujols. The bottom of the order, perhaps the bottomest bottom of the order in baseball, is killing him.

[Riverbrian]

 

So a welder walks into a bar. . .

 

And he asks the bartender... "Have you heard the joke that doesn't have a punchline"

 

and the Bartender says "No" 

[twinsnorth49]

Eric Rasmussen, Ricky whisperer.

[LaBombo]

 

 

I don't t much care for that little Italian fellow.

 

But his invention has done so many good things that more than make up for sending Dan Gladden's baseball observations hundreds of miles through the air...

 

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[Riverbrian]

I was at the Bank and the old lady in front of me wanted to check her balance.

 

So I Pushed her and it wasn't very good. 

[Riverbrian]

GROSSMAN

[twinsnorth49]

How does one get named after a New Mexican city anyhow.

[Guest]

And he asks the bartender... "Have you heard the joke that doesn't have a punchline"

 

and the Bartender says "No"

 

I thought the bartender said he did, but it didn't stick in his memory.