Game Thread: Twins vs. Red Sox, 6/12, 1:10CT

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Go on...?

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Be careful what you ask for.

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Edited June 12, 2016 by Bark's Lounge

[USAFChief]

Rutledge:  "a utility-type infielder."

 

drink.

 

[Blake]

What just happened there? A Twins pitcher allowed a double, yet the runner didn't score? What madness is this?

[HitInAPinch]

 

What just happened there? A Twins pitcher allowed a double, yet the runner didn't score? What madness is this?

Hopefully the wash, rinse, repeat type.

 

 

[HitInAPinch]

Bunt??  No no no....

[glunn]

Nice productive out by Buxton, and his speed easily avoids the double play.  Twins up 2-0.

[HitInAPinch]

should be a steal attempt pretty soon....

[Blake]

 

should be a steal attempt pretty soon....

Psychic.

[Winston Smith]

Seriously, Dick?  Ortiz was released because the Twins had too many lefty hitters???

 

I fart in your general direction....

Dick Chaney rewriting history again?

[Blake]

 

Hopefully the wash, rinse, repeat type.

I hope it's a virus that's catching.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Psychic.

I knew you would say that...

[Blake]

 

I knew you would say that...

Yes, but did you know I debated between appending ic or o?

[HitInAPinch]

 

Yes, but did you know I debated between appending ic or o?

 

Yes

[HitInAPinch]

Twins signed Neal Ramirez today.  I got chills......

[HitInAPinch]

Atta boy!  Brush 'em back!

[USAFChief]

 

I knew you would say that...

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[USAFChief]

Carnac:  "Cyclone."

 

Ed:  "Cyclone."

 

//pause, knowing snickers//

 

Carnac:  "What do you call a replica of Cy?"

 

 

[mikeee]

Go Twins!

[HitInAPinch]

 

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Saw that coming.....

[glunn]

I will be at the game tomorrow in Anaheim and would like to see the Twins build some confidence today.

[USAFChief]

 

Saw that coming.....

I know.

[Blake]

Today's beer: Elysian Dragonstooth Snout, I mean, Stout.

The label on the bottle resembles something drawn by an insane D&D player.

As for the contents, well, it's beer. Whether or not it is any good will be shortly determined.

 

First sip, eyerollingly good. 

 

I'll be back..maybe.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Today's beer: Elysian Dragonstooth Snout, I mean, Stout.

The label on the bottle resembles something drawn by an insane D&D player.

As for the contents, well, it's beer. Whether or not it is any good will be shortly determined.

 

First sip, eyerollingly good. 

 

I'll be back..maybe.

Olde Frothingslosh.  "The pale, stale beer this the head on the bottom".

 

With the fabulous Fatima Yechbergh on the can!

 

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[USAFChief]

 

Olde Frothingslosh.  "The pale, stale beer this the head on the bottom".

 

With the fabulous Fatima Yechbergh on the can!

 

http://old.post-gazette.com/images/20000529JBMarsha0529M.jpg

Sheesh, you guys and your fancy beers.

 

I wish I could afford the good stuff.

[ashbury]

 

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Carnac: Pat Dean.

Ed: Pat Dean.

Carnac: Strange acoustics in the studio tonight.

Ed: Hey-yo! Would you be so kind as to open the hermetically sealed envelope?

Carnac: What does Mrs Heller do to the senator on his way out the door to work each morning?

[HitInAPinch]

 

Carnac: Pat Dean.

Ed: Pat Dean.

Carnac: Strange acoustics in the studio tonight.

Ed: Hey-yo! Would you be so kind as to open the hermetically sealed envelope?

Carnac: What does Mrs Heller do to the senator on his way out the door to work each morning?

oh, sure, make me lookup Dean Heller...

[USAFChief]

 

oh, sure, make me lookup Dean Heller...

Wasn't he the guy in charge of Faber College?

[ashbury]

 

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Carnac: Max Kepler

Ed: [some toadying remark]

Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand toads infest your warts.

Ed; [some mock-hurt comment] The envelope, please.

Carnac: What do you switch to when Extra Kepler is no longer enough?

[Blake]

 

Sheesh, you guys and your fancy beers.

 

I wish I could afford the good stuff.

I drink approximately 4 beers a year. It's how I afford the good stuff. 

Edited June 12, 2016 by Blake

[USAFChief]

nice play dozier-zee