Article: Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 9/11 @ 7:10pm CT

[sane]

 

Yeah. It's a compliment to be said to have a rifle arm. I, at least, associate 12 gauge with shotguns. Which seems like a more scattered compliment to bestow...

 

_{^{/ A real gun expert can now tell me that 12 gauge rifles are a thing. Whatev.}}

And those who say "a cannon for an arm" must be referring to terrible accuracy!

[USAFChief]

"the" all.

 

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[twinsnorth49]

 

"the" all.

 

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Damn, you beat me to the edit!!!        You're not as old as you let on!

[twinsnorth49]

 

And those who say "a cannon for an arm" must be referring to terrible accuracy!

I personally have quite the musket myself.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

My, aren't we Mr. Specific.......ok, Hunter brought the Kalashnikov tonight, better?

I get it!

 

Hunter... guns.

 

That's funny.

 

And forgive my ignorance, but is the Kalashnikov um, aka um... ak... 57? (No that's Heinz...) 47? yeah, that's it, right?

[Hrbowski]

 

And those who say "a cannon for an arm" must be referring to terrible accuracy!

Hunter is not always accurate, Hicks usually is, and Rosario is accurate and precise.

[USAFChief]

 

Damn, you beat me to the edit!!!        You're not as old as you let on!

I knew you'd edit, thus the non-quote.

 

Cagey that way, am I.

[ashbury]

And those who say "a cannon for an arm" must be referring to terrible accuracy!

Touche. (Presumably with an epee, which is even more accurate!)

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

I personally have quite the musket myself.

Come to think of it, Ben Revere has a derringer for an arm.

[twinsnorth49]

 

I get it!

Hunter... guns.

That's funny.

And forgive my ignorance, but is the Kalashnikov um, aka um... ak... 57? (No that's Heinz...) 47? yeah, that's it, right?

I prefer HP myself.

[ashbury]

I personally have quite the musket myself.

Many's the time I heard "there goes Ol' Blunderbuss" as I headed to RF...

[Jerr]

They did a nice rendition of "God Bless America" at Yankee stadium   

[sampleSizeOfOne]

"the" all.

 

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Isn't it the awl?

 

At least it's one way to acquire a holier than thou status...

[USAFChief]

The HP ump has called an extremely good game tonight, by my eyes.  Maybe missed a high breaking ball strike to Sano, and a running FB from Santana that handcuffed Zuke.

 

Otherwise...pretty darn good zone.

[Hrbowski]

 

Many's the time I've heard "there goes Ol' Blunderbuss" as I headed to RF...

I have an air rifle of an arm.

[sane]

Ben Revere has a Blunderbuss for an arm!

[ScrapTheNickname]

What's going on Chi Town? Hot cocoa # 6? Getting kinda cocoa-ed up?

[twinsnorth49]

 

The HP ump has called an extremely good game tonight, by my eyes.  Maybe missed a high breaking ball strike to Sano, and a running FB from Santana that handcuffed Zuke.

 

Otherwise...pretty darn good zone.

Concur

[Jerr]

Switched to the Texas game and immediately they got the first hit   No more no-no.....

[twinsnorth49]

 

Ben Revere has a Blunderbuss for an arm!

Ok, what were the opening odds on the word Blunderbuss being used twice in tonight's game thread?

 

2-1?

3-1?

[Hrbowski]

DANNY VALENCIA, YOU ARE SO NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Many's the time I heard "there goes Ol' Blunderbuss" as I headed to RF...

My nickname was Scud.

[Craig Arko]

How do you comfort an English teacher?

Tickle their dangling participle.

[Whammy]

A rejuvenated Hunter for a month goes a long way.

Not if Dozier continues to spiral down into "bad Hunter" territory.

[ashbury]

Micah Johnson's not allowed to make that play at 2B, is he? It's the 7th inning, for goodness sake!

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

My nickname was Scud.

I think that oughta do it.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'm just glad I spelled them all correctly.......Chief would have been insufferable 

I credit spell checker.

 

What was this about insufferability?

 

I don't think a post of mine will ever change that, and i wouldn't have it any other way.

[Whammy]

Dammit, Dick!!!!!

 

I wanted God Bless America. Don't tease me like that and leave me hanging with a Fischer Nuts promo!!!!

[USAFChief]

 

I think that oughta do it.

unlikely.

[sane]

Jason Tyner had a "Mazooka Marshmallow Bazooka" for an arm.