Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 8/20 @ 6:05pm CT

[USAFChief]

Sano goes deep.

 

yawn.

[Gibby]

 

 

What if your last name was Sherwalter?

 

 

Shaniqua?

[twinsnorth49]

2 more runs and we should be good if it gets to the pen.

[bird]

 

Let's get this party started!

 

 

Not funny.

 

Birdwatcher

[twinsnorth49]

 

Shaniqua?

[Riverbrian]

 

Not funny.

 

Birdwatcher

 

Look at the bright side... This Bird will be much much easier to watch. 

[USAFChief]

Dickbert can't even pretend to enjoy the ol' "there's a lot of things over our heads" schtick anymore.

[LaBombo]

 

Sano Oriole WC Acme.jpg

 

TD posters reach out in response to the incomprehensible power of the jpg.

[gil4]

 

Not funny.

 

Birdwatcher

You can still watch it.  It might not do much.

[Gibby]

 

 

Not funny.

 

Birdwatcher

 

It is a beautiful example of an oriole.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Not funny.

 

Birdwatcher

I've already clarified Bird, he's just sleeping/

[USAFChief]

 

Not funny.

 

Birdwatcher

He's only mostly dead.

[LaBombo]

 

 

What if your last name was Sherwalter?

 

 

edit, Damn, sorry Chief, didn't see your more clever post.

 

What about Sirwalter, Scott?

 

And don't worry, he's used to it.

[DiscGolfer]

According to wikipedia Vavra was the 3rd base coach in 2012.  But it also says "During Vavra's tenure in Minnesota, the Twins have consistently ranked among the best in the league for both individual and team hitting stats."

So, i'm not sure if its accurate.

[bird]

 

Look at the bright side... This Bird will be much much easier to watch. 

 

Hey, yeah! And I can see a gazillion of 'em at a time down at the Vikings stadium!

[D. Hocking]

 

2 more runs and we should be good if it gets to the pen.

 

 

I admire your optimism - I wish I could be that confident the pen would hold that lead.

[LaBombo]

 

 

Not funny.

 

Birdwatcher

 

 

OmG!   Charlie Babbitt made a jo...

 

Just kidding.   Well played, sir.

[gil4]

 

 

Sano goes deep.

 

yawn.

There's the true outcomes cycle for Sano.  The fielders should just take a nap or pick daisies when he's up (like the outfielders on my little league teams always seemed to want to do.)

[Riverbrian]

 

He's only mostly dead.

 

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/RJpFdYTsORI/0.jpg

 

[bird]

 

He's only mostly dead.

 

 

kinda like Mauer then

[twinsnorth49]

 

I admire your optimism - I wish I could be that confident the pen would hold that lead.

I'm trying to be more positive...........................and I lost my pitchfork.

[gil4]

 

 

He's only mostly dead.

Pining for the fjords?

[LaBombo]

 

Sano goes deep.

 

yawn.

 

Yeah, and it won't even raise his babip.   Plus nice defensive play at DH base, Chubby.

 

 

[USAFChief]

 

kinda like Mauer then

Who's the new guy?

 

He's pretty funny.

[twinsnorth49]

 

There's the true outcomes cycle for Sano.  The fielders should just take a nap or pick daisies when he's up (like the outfielders on my little league teams always seemed to want to do.)

Well I guess that beats picking their noses.

[Riverbrian]

 

kinda like Mauer then

 

Post of the Night

[DiscGolfer]

Dickbert is talking a lot about strike outs, I don't understand this concept, Twins pitchers are allowed to strike out opposing batters?

[USAFChief]

 

Dickbert is talking a lot about strike outs, I don't understand this concept, Twins pitchers are allowed to strike out opposing batters?

How the hell would they know?  

[LaBombo]

 

THE SANO SHOW!!!!!!!!

 

Not sure I can keep watching if he'S A NO SHOW for the rest of the season...

[Gibby]

 

 

Dickbert is talking a lot about strike outs, I don't understand this concept, Twins pitchers are allowed to strike out opposing batters?

 

  Duffey is probably catching hell for not pitching to contact and letting them get themselves out.