Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/23 @ 3:10pm CT

[Squirrel]

Goodness … get this done already!

[formerly33]

 

Oh no, please stop. My boss can barely manage getting around on the internet, I think I'm safe lol

Don't worry, he won't find this by Googling 6'1", 187 lb Twins fan born November 21, 1990 even if he could scavenge the internet with his eyes shut.

[Hrbowski]

Perkins should start looking behind him to see if Burdi is getting any closer, it might motivate him.

[formerly33]

And the signature walk.

[formerly33]

 

Perkins should start looking behind him to see if Burdi is getting any closer, it might motivate him.

Oh no. He knows that we'll keep sending him out there as long as his contract is bigger than Burdi's.

[Hrbowski]

WE WHUPPED THEM!!! WE WHUPPED THEM ALL!!!! YOU'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE MESSING WITH PAUL L. MOLITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[formerly33]

BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Circus Boy]

(clears throat) Uh, that's a WINNAH!

[Halsey Hall]

We quit scoring, they quit answering, ball game!

[JB_Iowa]

 

[Craig Arko]

I'd be nervous about Perk's saves, but then I remember Nathan, Eddie, Aggie, Reardon, and Perranowski.

 

It's always been like this.

[Hrbowski]

 

I'd be nervous about Perk's saves, but then I remember Nathan, Eddie, Aggie, Reardon, and Perranowski.

It's always been like this.

Speaking of bullpens, now that Cederoth has been moved to the bullpen, it looks like we could have a really good one next year.

[Squirrel]

I'd be nervous about Perk's saves, but then I remember Nathan, Eddie, Aggie, Reardon, and Perranowski.

 

It's always been like this.

And Ron Davis

[Platoon]

If the ball survives reentry to land or be caught it would be referred to as a homerite.  While in orbit it would be referred to as a homeroid.

And if it hit someone I'm the posterior it would be a?

[Platoon]

What are Frutti Pebbles made of?

 

They are like summer sausage, you don't want to know!

[twinsnorth49]

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[Platoon]

I'm fully convinced once you meet your new neighbors in Michigan, that you'll realize just how low the average IQ is over there and the turning will stop.

Wait til Brian gets a look at the 2 lane roads in MI! You get in the woods over there in the dark on one of them, and you expect to see Rod Serling stand in on the side of the road, ciggy in mouth, inviting you to another dimension!

[mickeymental]

I'd be nervous about Perk's saves, but then I remember Nathan, Eddie, Aggie, Reardon, and Perranowski.

It's always been like this.

al worthington was automatic.

[Craig Arko]

And Ron Davis

No, that was much worse.