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The Twins play the Tigers today, and Ricky Nolasco (2-1, 9.00 ERA) will face Kyle Lobstein (3-2, 3.00 ERA), always33 will have lineups and weather after your "Five Things to Think About.”   1. Roommat

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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"   The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.   When the coup

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Cheeseshop.jpg

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A friend of mine was trying to be funny by pretending to swallow a key. 

 

The problem was that he accidentally did swallow the key while pretending to swallow it. 

 

That was the moment that he became funny... when trying to be funny. 

So he succeeded at being funny?

What happened?

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I'm willing to bet... That this is the only place in the entire universe... That you can find this work of art.

Yes, let's start a petition to keep it out of the museums.

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I'm willing to bet... That this is the only place in the entire universe... That you can find this work of art.

Work of art - I don't know about that, but yeah, we have pretty bizarre thing going on. :)

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I'll agree; it's better than what you've got going there. :P

ETA: No personal offense, I just get disgusted by some of Riverbrian's ideas.

 

Granted... Some are better than others... But you gotta just sit back and marvel at the unique never seen before combinations. 

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The true questions with Santana's defense are if he has elite range and arm strength, will he be able to make up for the errors due to accuracy? And how much can the accuracy improve? He has a lot of defensive potential and has only played 60 or so games as a SS in the majors, as a 23 year old. 

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So he succeeded at being funny?

What happened?

 

I didn't follow up on the final conclusion but the life lesson is this: 

 

You can try by pretending but you will only succeed when your wife says it OK. 

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Hrbowski

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Cleaned it up a bit:

 

 
 
 
(I'm a bit of a perfectionist -- but not a graphic artist :) )

 

It is a good thing you are not a graphic artist.

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