Game Thread Twins@Tigers 5/13 6:08PM

[Riverbrian]

 

I hear it's better than a hit of acid.

Bad Magnum PI (Cheese-JG).jpg

 

I'm willing to bet... That this is the only place in the entire universe... That you can find this work of art.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

 

 

 

 

TC gonna hold those Tigers!

 

"On the other hand, if you really want bravery, you've got to catch a tail by the tiger..." -Gobo

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

 

A friend of mine was trying to be funny by pretending to swallow a key. 

 

The problem was that he accidentally did swallow the key while pretending to swallow it. 

 

That was the moment that he became funny... when trying to be funny. 

So he succeeded at being funny?

What happened?

[Hrbowski]

Nice job, Hicks!

[formerly33]

 

I'm willing to bet... That this is the only place in the entire universe... That you can find this work of art.

Yes, let's start a petition to keep it out of the museums.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I'm willing to bet... That this is the only place in the entire universe... That you can find this work of art.

Work of art - I don't know about that, but yeah, we have pretty bizarre thing going on.

[Riverbrian]

 

I'll agree; it's better than what you've got going there.

ETA: No personal offense, I just get disgusted by some of Riverbrian's ideas.

 

Granted... Some are better than others... But you gotta just sit back and marvel at the unique never seen before combinations. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

We got runners at the corners...

 

How's this team at cornering?

[JB_Iowa]

Cleaned it up a bit:

 

 

 

(I'm a bit of a perfectionist -- but not a graphic artist )

 

 

[bulldozier14]

The true questions with Santana's defense are if he has elite range and arm strength, will he be able to make up for the errors due to accuracy? And how much can the accuracy improve? He has a lot of defensive potential and has only played 60 or so games as a SS in the majors, as a 23 year old. 

[JB_Iowa]

So glad to see Hicks with that hit.  Sounded crisp off the bat.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

So he succeeded at being funny?

What happened?

He pooped out the key a day later.

[Riverbrian]

 

So he succeeded at being funny?

What happened?

 

I didn't follow up on the final conclusion but the life lesson is this: 

 

You can try by pretending but you will only succeed when your wife says it OK. 

[USAFChief]

 

So glad to see Hicks with that hit.  Sounded crisp off the bat.

pfft.

 

He gets hits all time.  He's hitting .400.

[Hrbowski]

 

 

Cleaned it up a bit:

 

 

 

 

(I'm a bit of a perfectionist -- but not a graphic artist )

 

It is a good thing you are not a graphic artist.

[Riverbrian]

 

Work of art - I don't know about that, but yeah, we have pretty bizarre thing going on.

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... And I know that I... Ummm... Behold It.  

[formerly33]

I found a rare photograph of DB Cooper back when he was as young as I am now. I find it rather unbelievable that my grandfather could have ever been that young, but the truth of the matter is that he was.

 

 

 

[Hrbowski]

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[formerly33]

JOE!!! You're my boy!!

[USAFChief]

Atta kid, Mauersie.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Mauer!

 

3s are wild, i guess.

[John Kelsey]

Joe Mauer scoots into third. 

 

4-0!

[Mill1634]

Shoulda went for the inside the parker.

[Riverbrian]

 

We got runners at the corners...

 

How's this team at cornering?

 

Cornering well... No tipping over at all. 

[NoCryingInBaseball]

Nice hit!!!!

[formerly33]

Yeah!! Oh yeah!!!

[JB_Iowa]

You did good, Joe!!!

 

 

[Hrbowski]

BACK TO BACK TRIPLES!!!!!!!!

[Mill1634]

Back to back baby!

[USAFChief]

Trevor didn't like the comments about his speed in last night's game thread, apparently.