Article: Things to Think About (Game Thread, 4/10 3:10pm)

[Mike Sixel]

Why hasn't a SS hungry team dealt for him?

[Squirrel]

 

Now there's a dilemma. Risk your life on the road with Chicago drivers or risk your life on the El with Chicago gangbangers.

Oh, please. Really? Gangbangers here in Chicago? Pfft.

[teekz]

Why hasn't a SS hungry team dealt for him?

He keeps hitting doubles, I'd put him in left

[Squirrel]

 

 

Just don't make eye contact. With other drivers.

Make eye contact with me and you will be able to very clearly read my lips ... GET THE **** OFF THE ROAD AND OUT OF MY WAY! 

[jimmer]

 

Emoticons are our friends ...   ...

In fairness, I put a ' :-)' in the post. I'm just old school about my emoticons :-)

Edited April 10, 2015 by jimmer

[Circus Boy]

The score for the last three innings from yesterday and the first four innings today is: Twins 2, Opponents 0. Make of it what you will.

[Squirrel]

 

In fairness, I put a ' :-)' in the post. I'm just old school about my emoticons :-)

Obs ....  ----<---<----@

[ashbury]

 

In fairness, I put a ' :-)' in the post. I'm just old school about my emoticons :-)

I'll see your :-) and raise you a <grin>.

[ashbury]

 

 

Obs ....  ----<---<----@

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/asciiart/img/ascii-art-mona-lisa-fixed-string-full.png

[jokin]

 

Why hasn't a SS hungry team dealt for him?

 

Reportedly, the Mets and unnamed others kicked the tires and turned their noses.  Was Terry asking too much in return?

 

Meanwhile, today we've apparently found both our Team Igniter in the field as well as our Stopper on the Mound.

[jokin]

 

The score for the last three innings from yesterday and the first four innings today is: Twins 2, Opponents 0. Make of it what you will.

 

Escobar in the lineup?

[teekz]

Someone get the ball out of the infield with runners in scoring position!

[Mike Sixel]

wait...according to gamecast, our 4 and 5 hitters both hit popups with runners on? 

 

Remember when I said I could see Hunter as a DH, and not an OF? Those were the days....

[Squirrel]

 

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/asciiart/img/ascii-art-mona-lisa-fixed-string-full.png

Cutting and pasting doesn't count. It's just not a genuine anything when you do that

[Willihammer]

 

Make eye contact with me and you will be able to very clearly read my lips ... GET THE **** OFF THE ROAD AND OUT OF MY WAY! 

You're thinking about it all wrong. By driving their cars they are paying your city $25 in tolls every mile. You should wave, like they do in South Dakota.

[jokin]

 

Cutting and pasting doesn't count. It's just not a genuine anything when you do that

 

Great, now we have to put up with another Moanin' LIsa...

Edited April 10, 2015 by jokin

[Mike Sixel]

Can they leave the bases loaded for a third time? What is the record? That's probably a more interesting story than a hit here....

[Halsey Hall]

Two walks for Poof!  Why?  Havent' they been reading my posts?

[teekz]

Flowers is a terrible catcher

[Halsey Hall]

That's one way to get a run.

[Circus Boy]

 

You're thinking about it all wrong. By driving their cars they are paying your city $25 in tolls every mile. You should wave, like they do in South Dakota.

 

The really friendly ones give a one-arm man hug if we see you walking on the street.

[James]

 

Someone get the ball out of the infield with runners in scoring position!

Who needs that when you can just score on a wild pitch?

[D. Hocking]

 

Oh, please. Really? Gangbangers here in Chicago? Pfft.

 

My brother had the 45 of The Night Chicago Died --  it was all about the gang violence on the famous east side of Chicago.  

 

Hey -- this game is an offensive landslide --- 2!!!!!!!

 

[gocgo]

Why would they walk Arcia with 2 outs?  Dude will go up and wave at anything thrown.  Wouldn't have surprised me to see him swing at an intentional ball.

[Willihammer]

3rd time's the charm!

[Mike Sixel]

67% of their runs come w/o an RBI......that's UNREAL*

 

*see what I did there, with the capitalization?

[Circus Boy]

 

My brother had the 45 of The Night Chicago Died --  it was all about the gang violence on the famous east side of Chicago.  

 

Hey -- this game is an offensive landslide --- 2!!!!!!!

 

Well, Paper Lace had a good excuse -- they're from England and didn't read maps apparently.

Edited April 10, 2015 by Circus Boy

[Willihammer]

Joe West would have called a ball for stepping out of the box on that.

 

edit: er, strike.

Edited April 10, 2015 by Willihammer

[JB_Iowa]

67% of their runs come w/o an RBI......that's UNREAL*

 

*see what I did there, with the capitalization?

Glad you did...because the Twins don't.

[Willihammer]

Silver lining - the Twins are loading up early on positive regression.