Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 8/26 @ 7:10pm CT

[big dog]

I was certainly thoughtful in the photo... I thought I looked pregnant... I saw the photo and starting looking for an OB GYN.

 

Been there...who am I lying to, I am still there.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Nice pick off, Nolasco!

[Riverbrian]

This is the Nolasco we paid for... Gardy must have taken him back to Walmart and exchanged for the right one.

[D. Hocking]

I was certainly thoughtful in the photo... I thought I looked pregnant... I saw the photo and starting looking for an OB GYN.

You would not have needed to look for an OB GYN if you would have practiced safe moderating at your recent moderator social events.

[Riverbrian]

You would not have needed to look for an OB GYN if you would have practiced safe moderating at your recent moderator social events.

That's what happened... Man it happened quick.

 

I must have some Opossum in me.

 

(Look up the gestation period of an Opossum... Or the joke isn't funny)

[Riverbrian]

Hey... We scored... Ok... Baseball gods... Start raining.... Right NOW!!!

[Riverbrian]

I'd like a SS who can make that play or someone who can run faster.

[Riverbrian]

Gophers will win the Big Ten this year.

 

Eastern Illinois will get them all tuned up.

[Riverbrian]

Nolasco obviously doesn't like Butler.

[USAFChief]

Who is this "Nolasco" guy?  When'd we get him?

[Riverbrian]

Who is this "Nolasco" guy?  When'd we get him?

He's been playing Possum until this very moment. He obviously feels the danger is past now.

[big dog]

Yeah, this Nolasco person looks like someone who deserves a big contract.  Let's hope he keeps showing up.

[glunn]

I am not getting tonight's game on TV, but it appears that Nolasco has pitched pretty well.  Let's hope for more of that.  

[USAFChief]

I am not getting tonight's game on TV, but it appears that Nolasco has pitched pretty well.  Let's hope for more of that.  

It's on FS1 for me.

[Riverbrian]

Yeah, this Nolasco person looks like someone who deserves a big contract.  Let's hope he keeps showing up.

4 years 49 million... That is exactly what I have paid for car repairs on my wife's car.

[Riverbrian]

I am not getting tonight's game on TV, but it appears that Nolasco has pitched pretty well.  Let's hope for more of that.

 

It's on Fox Sports 1

[USAFChief]

He's been playing Possum until this very moment. He obviously feels the danger is past now.

40-odd posts in this game thread, two possum and one gopher reference.

 

I worry about you sometimes, RB.  

[stringer bell]

He earned his paycheck tonight. He needs to do that a few more times this year and about 25 times each off the next three years.

[D. Hocking]

40-odd posts in this game thread, two possum and one gopher reference.

 

I worry about you sometimes, RB.  

Sometimes?

[Riverbrian]

40-odd posts in this game thread, two possum and one gopher reference.

 

I worry about you sometimes, RB.

 

I'll take Animals you can eat without shoes for 400 Alex.

[big dog]

On what pitch does Shafer steal second base?

[stringer bell]

Schafer with another knock.

[Riverbrian]

Schafer with another knock.

Is it OK to be Ok with Schafer yet... Or is it too soon.

[stringer bell]

One-oh-one on the radar gun.

[Willihammer]

Herrera finally changed it up. Santana's hands are too quick to blow it by him.

[USAFChief]

Donttouchmydart.com

 

May or may not be safe for work.

[stringer bell]

Is it OK to be Ok with Schafer yet... Or is it too soon.

It is getting close.

[Riverbrian]

One-oh-one on the radar gun.

That's almost a Hall and Oates Song.

 

Not quite but it does rhyme.

[Riverbrian]

Cue the Burton complaints

[big dog]

It is getting close.

Yeah, I'm not getting on the bus yet, but the door's open and I'm looking at where I might want to sit.  Fewer balls seem to be dropping in left field lately, too.