Game Thread: Twins @ Astros, 8/12 @ 7:10pm CT

[teekz]

Martha is hawwwwwt.

 

 

Creeeeeeeeeepy.....

[Squirrel]

Creeeeeeeeeepy.....

Concur

[SydneyTwinsFan]

I presume Nolasco will start on Friday and this gives May some innings to get on schedule to take Pino's next start on Monday

[teekz]

I presume Nolasco will start on Friday and this gives May some innings to get on schedule to take Pino's next start on Monday

Yeah. Everything I heard has said Nolasco will start Friday. Still a bit disappointed I won't see May.

Edited August 13, 2014 by teekz

[LaBombo]

He's listed as the probable pitcher on Friday yet. I hope he still gets to make that start. I got tix for Friday.

My dog got tix on Friday.  Flame-based removal procedure resulted in insurance adjusters still working the neighborhood today.

 

Enjoy the game!  And beware the potentially gusty winds; they can spread disaster even more quickly than a beloved family pet set ablaze during a tix-otomy gone wrong.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I presume Nolasco will start on Friday and this gives May some innings to get on schedule to take Pino's next start on Monday

interesting technique to work out the Yips, let's hope it works

[Richie the Rally Goat]

My dog got tix on Friday.  Flame-based removal procedure resulted in insurance adjusters still working the neighborhood today.

 

Enjoy the game!  And beware the potentially gusty winds; they can spread disaster even more quickly than a beloved family pet set ablaze during a tix-otomy gone wrong.

poor dog... And house

[stringer bell]

May pitched a miserable two innings and he is slated to face the first-place Royals this weekend. It is probably best for him to build some confidence before he faces KC.

 

Forgot about the off day. He can start on Monday.

Edited August 13, 2014 by stringer bell

[Richie the Rally Goat]

poor dog... And house

im starting to do ellipses like Chief... I'm scared

[teekz]

poor dog... And house

 

The roof

The roof

The roof is on fire

[Circus Boy]

Creeeeeeeeeepy.....

 

OK, member title changed to reflect Circus Boy's pet elephant, Bimbo, from the 1950s TV show. Extra points if anyone can tell me the actor who played Circus Boy, who later in life became a celebrated drummer in a rock band.

[teekz]

OK, member title changed to reflect Circus Boy's pet elephant, Bimbo, from the 1950s TV show. Extra points if anyone can tell me the actor who played Circus Boy, who later in life became a celebrated drummer in a rock band.

 

The Martha Stewart thing was funnier.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

OK, member title changed to reflect Circus Boy's pet elephant, Bimbo, from the 1950s TV show. Extra points if anyone can tell me the actor who played Circus Boy, who later in life became a celebrated drummer in a rock band.

Micky Dolenz of The Monkees

[teekz]

And I'm completely jealous you can change your title.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

If May can get out of this he might come away with single digit ERA

[Richie the Rally Goat]

And I'm completely jealous you can change your title.

only 49 more posts

[teekz]

only 49 more posts

 

So that is the key. No one told me that!

[D. Hocking]

OK, member title changed to reflect Circus Boy's pet elephant, Bimbo, from the 1950s TV show. Extra points if anyone can tell me the actor who played Circus Boy, who later in life became a celebrated drummer in a rock band.

It was Melody -- she looked a lot different after the got into the hard rock and roll lifestyle:

 

http://hbshows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/vlcsnap-2011-12-31-12h42m04s7.png

[Richie the Rally Goat]

So that is the key. No one told me that!

48 Edited August 13, 2014 by Sconnie

[teekz]

The really sad thing is I created this account in April of 2012.

 

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[Richie the Rally Goat]

The really sad thing is I created this account in April of 2012.

 

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i think when they switched the site over, they goofed your number of posts. You had to gave been in the 500 range before

[teekz]

i think when they switched the site over, they goofed your number of posts. You had to gave been in the 500 range before

 

Nope. I never posted. My posts were correct. I was a lurker.

 

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[teekz]

Good Bye.

 

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[snepp]

Kenny looks like he's barely swinging the bat.

[teekz]

Kenny looks like he's barely swinging the bat.

 

I can't wait until he and Sano hit back to back.

 

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[teekz]

Why didn't we start this earlier?

 

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Edited August 13, 2014 by teekz

[LaBombo]

im starting to do ellipses like Chief... I'm scared

You'll be fine if it 's Total Ellipse of the Heart.

 

Every now and then you might get a little bit tired of the sound of your tears.

 

That's normal. Also, you might experience restlessness, nervousness, and a little bit angry/terrified/'random self-effacing emotion/  and a sense of falling apart every now and then.

 

But see the look in the Twins' eyes. They need you now tonight.

 

More than ever.

[USAFChief]

im starting to do ellipses like Chief... I'm scared

I don't do ellipses...don't even know how...don't even know what they are, for that matter.

[Danchat]

I think Arcia and Vargas answered the question about where the home run power will come from.

[LaBombo]

Kenny looks like he's barely swinging the bat.

So less chance of injury?