Game Thread: Twins v Rangers, 5/28@7:10pm CT

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

When's the last time we hit a grand slam? We get about one a year, while other teams hit something around four a year. Sorry I don't have any stats, but I think I'm right.

 

"I think I'm right, therefore I am"

 

- Hamlet

 

 

(actually, I was thinking the same thing, about the same thing...)

[howeda7]

Passing a kidney stone is beyond aggravating. Walking 20 miles through a desert without water or clothing is beyond aggravating.

 

If playing Suzuki has reached that level? I'm turning the TV off.

 

But a kidney stone eventually passes. Gardy's love of certain scrappy veterans is forever.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Nah, they put him in the Twins cap bullpen car with an intern behind the wheel. And before anyone becomes angered over them not using public transit, word has it that it's a tri-brid that runs off electric, gas, or Twins Way.

 

Yeah but Pittsburgh is a long trip. Can you fit a used urinal trough on that little bullpen car?

 

Didn't think so.

[LaBombo]

I hate not scoring when bases are loaded.

 

Was going to reply with a cheerful 'At least they're getting on base!', but for some reason then thought 'No, at most they're getting on base'...

 

http://eastinstudio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/eastin11.jpg

[Riverbrian]

When's the last time we hit a grand slam? We get about one a year, while other teams hit something around four a year. Sorry I don't have any stats, but I think I'm right.

 

The Twins hit one grand slam a year... All Years are 365 days... All days start with breakfast... Therefore Grand Slams start with breakfast.

[Riverbrian]

But a kidney stone eventually passes. Gardy's love of certain scrappy veterans is forever.

 

Good point... I'm turning the TV off

[Riverbrian]

Ok I'm turning it back on

[Riverbrian]

Chicago is a city... ChiTown is a girl... Therefore all cities are Girls.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

If we're going to watch the catcher throw it into the outfield, I'd rather see

Pinto do it.

[LaBombo]

"I think I'm right, therefore I am"

 

- Hamlet

 

 

Thought that was the scary chick from Blade Runner. TD schools me yet again.

 

http://viscomfriday.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/pris552243.jpg?w=200

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Nice throw Nunez

[Riverbrian]

Nunez didn't look defensively challenged on that play.

[Guest USAFChief]

"I think I'm right, therefore I am"

 

- Hamlet

 

 

"I yam what I yam, an' tha's all what I yam."

 

-Popeye

[Riverbrian]

Ok... The best preperation of eggs is?

 

what say you Game threaders?

[Guest USAFChief]

Ok... The best preperation of eggs is?

 

what say you Game threaders?

Cooked.

[JB_Iowa]

Ok... The best preperation of eggs is?

 

what say you Game threaders?

 

Scrambled or Omelette .... I can't stand that yolk staring up at me.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Ok... The best preperation of eggs is?

 

what say you Game threaders?

Basted soft with salt, pepper, Franks hot sauce, and a side of texas toast

[MichiganTwins]

Ok... The best preperation of eggs is?

 

what say you Game threaders?

 

Egg Nog

[Riverbrian]

Scrambled or Omelette .... I can't stand that yolk staring up at me.

 

I love the yolk! Especially if I can push my toast around in it.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Basted soft with salt, pepper, Franks hot sauce, and a side of texas toast

And bacon - limp but firm, country style hash browns, and black coffee makes the perfect breakfast

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I love the yolk! Especially if I can push my toast around in it.

Agreed, which is why I like basted, all the yolk, no gooey white crap like sunny side up

[LaBombo]

Ok... The best preperation of eggs is?

 

what say you Game threaders?

 

Pickled in Glenlivet?

 

Emblazoned with Twins tats and hurled at the obnoxious Black Sox fan three rows up?

 

Untouched and sold at crazy war profiteering prices?

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/15371-1323.gif

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Pickled in Glenlivet?

 

Emblazoned with Twins tats and hurled at the obnoxious Black Sox fan three rows up?

Both perfect on a Sunday afternoon

[Guest]

Ok... The best preperation of eggs is?

 

what say you Game threaders?

RB, I know people who hunt game, but I don't know anyone who threads it.

[SwainZag]

Ok... The best preperation of eggs is?

 

what say you Game threaders?

 

Love the Eggs Benedict.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

RB, I know people who hunt game, but I don't know anyone who threads it.

Quail eggs? How would you prepare them? Poached on a Muffuletta?

[JB_Iowa]

I love the yolk! Especially if I can push my toast around in it.

 

LOL. I liked to do that as a kid. But at some point I just got to the point where I couldn't stand them unless the yolk and white were well-combined.

 

Even if I eat a hard-boiled egg (maybe once a year), I have to mush the white and yolk together.

[D. Hocking]

I just discovered that when you refresh the page there is a "view first unread" button. The fact that this might be the highlight of my day might not be a good reflection on my life...

 

Omelet with bacon, but I do like a good egg salad sandwich (also with bacon and maybe some cheese and tomato).

[Guest]

Quail eggs? How would you prepare them? Poached on a Muffuletta?

Quayle goes with a potatoe

[JB_Iowa]

But at some point I just got to the point

 

I'm very glad we aren't rated on grammar here. Geez....