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Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 5/13 @ 7:10pm CT

Squirrel

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Duensing's got this.

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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The perfect first date, a stroll down Venice beach followed by some sloppy ribs and the Transporter.

You were right to omit the 'get matching Metallica tatoos' part...

 

j/k, have been to Home Depot on a first date (honest), and not my idea. And it was my best first ever.

zchrz Draft Eligible

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Another rough-ish one for Tonkin, its time for him to go get some seasoning, maybe we won't even replace him with another pitcher.

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Duensing's got this.

Quick google search reveals that this phrase exists nowhere else on the internet.

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You were right to omit the 'get matching Metallica tatoos' part...

 

j/k, have been to Home Depot on a first date (honest), and not my idea. And it was my best first ever.

 

The tats are a deal breaker for me, I am much more of a Pantera fan.

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The Perfect First Date:

 

Date: I'm very rich and I insist on paying.

 

That is certainly one way to set the mood. If you get creative it doesn't even have to be true for 1 or 2 dates anyway.

Hawkeye12 College Ball

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Another rough-ish one for Tonkin, its time for him to go get some seasoning, maybe we won't even replace him with another pitcher.

 

Just send him down when Fuld comes off the DL.

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The tats are a deal breaker for me.

 

I can see getting married and having a couple of kids... But a tattoo... That's so permanent!!!

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Just send him down when Fuld comes off the DL.

 

Silly rabbit, Fuld isn't a relief pitcher.

snepp Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Dangggit Duesning! You better bring something good back in that factitious trade after that hit!

 

Is Ortiz still on the table?

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Silly rabbit, Fuld isn't a relief pitcher.

 

Bartlett, Santana, Nunez, Escobar, Colabello weren't outfielders, there is still a chance.

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The tats are a deal breaker for me, I am much more of a Pantera fan.

Who isn't? But the punk kid tatcassos of today can't do ink justice to the cover of Far Beyond Driven, so sometimes you gotta go with the next best thing.

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