Game Thread: Twins@Indians 5/6 6:05PM

[Richie the Rally Goat]

He's now 1 fer 3 .

[Riverbrian]

Tomlin also looks kinda like Custer.

[Guest USAFChief]

You should have seen what they did to Indians fans back in the 80s.

Made them watch the Indians?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Tomlin also looks kinda like Custer.

Kinda like a short, less ugly, slower pitching Randy Johnson

[Riverbrian]

Made them watch the Indians?

 

Booray for Bollywood

[Riverbrian]

Kinda like a short, less ugly, slower pitching Randy Johnson

 

95 percent of all Americans fit that description to a tee.

[Riverbrian]

Darnell Debut... 1 pitch 1 out... He's gonna think this is easy.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Kinda like a short, less ugly, slower pitching Randy Johnson

 

95 percent of all Americans fit that description to a tee.

 

Begs for a venn diagram of the remaining 5%?

[Monkeypaws]

93 mph heater to low 70's breaking ball. Nice variation there for Mr. Darnell.

[Guest USAFChief]

Congrats Mr Darnell.

[GCTF]

Darnsie, Nellsie, Darnellsie. Too close to call.

[GCTF]

We're getting shutout by Lily Tomlin? Good for her!

[LaBombo]

Congrats Mr Darnell.

 

And with the Gardy-fooling fake toss of Darnell's trophy case baseball into the stands, Brian Dozier is officially my favorite current Twin...

Edited May 7, 2014 by LaBombo

[Reider]

There's that HR Billy owed Deduno.

[Riverbrian]

Cola paying his debt for the error

[GCTF]

He-a swinga like a man.

[Guest USAFChief]

He-a swinga like a man.

capisce?

[GCTF]

And with the fake toss of Darnell's trophy case baseball into the stands, Brian Dozier is officially my favorite current Twin...

 

Sense of humour > dat hair.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I think he made a mistake on the change up to Swisher otherwise he's been alright.

 

Cola owes him (and us) a dinger.

New Coke filled his end of the bargain

[LaBombo]

We're getting shutout by Lily Tomlin? Good for her!

 

She can really bring it for a 5'-8" septuagenarian. And with the Twins' luck, the Detroit native will want to sign with the Tigers in free agency.

Edited May 7, 2014 by LaBombo

[Monkeypaws]

Enjoyed the laugh Swisher and Kubel shared at 1st after Jason's shift beater.

[GCTF]

She can really bring it for a 5'-8" septuagenarian. And with the Twins' luck, the Detroit native want to sign with the Tigers in free agency.

 

Better than Pelfrey.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Twins seem to be hitting a lot of popups

[Guest USAFChief]

She can really bring it for a 5'-8" septuagenarian. And with the Twins' luck, the Detroit native want to sign with the Tigers in free agency.

meh. I'd prefer Betty White anyway.

[LaBombo]

Sense of humour > dat hair.

 

There's a rumor that dat hair rescued more than a dozen passengers from a sinking Malaysian ferry, but until there's proof, I agree. The leading forum expert on/fan of Dozier may disagree.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Treated them like Pakistan treats them.

 

I'd say they would make them watch the game...

 

Though in reality they just weren't fans. Cleveland fans are some of the worst I've ever met.

[LaBombo]

meh. I'd prefer Betty White anyway.

 

Rumor has it she threw at her own kid in a mother-daughter fast-pitch softball game. Might be the spark the Twins need...

[diehardtwinsfan]

Hey... How's your head today?

 

Off and on mild headache... not enough to keep me from doing my job. Get light headed when I stand up quickly, which isn't terribly unusual except that it happens pretty much every time I stand up.

 

Honestly the lower back pain was what really bothered me yesterday, that's finally clearing up and I'm just sore all over.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Darnsie, Nellsie, Darnellsie. Too close to call.

 

This has Nellie written all over it.

[Guest USAFChief]

Rumor has it she threw at her own kid in a mother-daughter fast-pitch softball game. Might be the spark the Twins need...

Well, the kid deserved it, what with her trying to break up a no-no with a bunt 'n all.