Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 4/26 @ 1:10pm CT

[ashbury]

Someone named Jason from Grand Forks got circled by Bert.

[stringer bell]

OK, second half of the game. Time for the Twins to dominate.

[Gibby]

I'm sensing an inning fraught with walks, and passed balls. We'll get back in this thing yet.

[ashbury]

I haven't had the same fortune with my chili pepper red Durango.

 

Maybe Correia can paint the ball red and have it register faster on the radar gun.

[Gibby]

Someone named Jason from Grand Forks got circled by Bert.

 

...and they treat him like some rube who's never had a good seat before.

[stringer bell]

This guy can't throw strikes!

[stringer bell]

Small ball time!

[Gibby]

Twins Baseball!

[Guest USAFChief]

Bad bunt, worse throw, Bremergasm!

[ashbury]

Hot diggity!

[stringer bell]

Small ball time!

Whadjtellya?

[ashbury]

Bad bunt, worse throw, Bremergasm!

 

I ejaculated something when the play unfolded as well.

[Riverbrian]

Okay, sorry about the delay: http://i.imgur.com/hnQl8Kj.jpg

 

Ignore the Vermont plate. That was a whole big ...thing. Whatever; it's got a Minnesota plate now.

 

I took this picture over by the old Pillsbury A Mill. I don't think you can get there anymore, because it's where they're building Mill & Main apartments.

 

Ok... You're Dodge is cooler than my Dodge but I got a 8.4 inch touchscreen... Programmable dash... Navigation, backup camera, blind spot detection and all the other stuff.

 

I'd like my inside with your outside.

[jokin]

I ejaculated something when the play unfolded as well.

 

Wait, did I miss the news about the White Sox just trading Marcus Semien for Fuld?

[ashbury]

I'd like my inside with your outside.

 

That's what she s...*mmmph* *mumble* *mumble*

[Gibby]

 

I'd like my inside with your outside.

 

That's what she said.

[Riverbrian]

Someone named Jason from Grand Forks got circled by Bert.

 

I saw that and didn't recognize him. I thought I knew everyone... Apparently not.

[ashbury]

Wait, did I miss the news about the White Sox just trading Marcus Semien?

 

Unless his nickname is Hot Diggity, no.

[70charger]

Ok... You're Dodge is cooler than my Dodge but I got a 8.4 inch touchscreen... Programmable dash... Navigation, backup camera, blind spot detection and all the other stuff.

 

I'd like my inside with your outside.

 

I've got a radio delete plate! And a ...steering wheel.

[Guest USAFChief]

THREE and oh!

[Riverbrian]

That's what she said.

 

Gibby and Ash in lock step this Saturday afternoon.

[Danchat]

I think I've had a little leagues game with more strikes thrown than this inning.

[stringer bell]

Where's the wild pitches?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

For those of you getting caught up by looking at this thread...

 

Bottom of fifth, two runs in, bases loaded, nobody out.

 

Zero hits.

[Riverbrian]

I've got a radio delete plate! And a ...steering wheel.

 

Nothing to distract you when the wife rides along?

[Guest USAFChief]

Where's the wild pitches?

That's what she said.

[Gibby]

I'm sensing an inning fraught with walks, and passed balls. We'll get back in this thing yet.

 

Do I get credit for a call?

[Craig Arko]

Twins ever win a game in which they were no hit?

[Pitz]

I think this may be my first game thread post. But I just wanted to say that despite the result on the sac bunt attempt, I just don't understand why you would give away an out to a guy that clearly is having serious issues throwing strikes. Fortunately the Tigers decided to give it back.

[ashbury]

Gibby and Ash in lock step this Saturday afternoon.

 

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna have to hose down those shoes later on.