Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 4/26 @ 1:10pm CT

[ashbury]

Upper deck!

[Guest USAFChief]

Does Perk always grimace when he's warming up?

Only when he's warming up while watching Burton. Weird.

[stringer bell]

Didja get the bounce, stringer?

 

,Wrong side of the pole.

[Gibby]

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln..."

 

I'm sure it's obvious, but I'm struggling to get the reference.

[Guest USAFChief]

,Wrong side of the pole.

Well, I called the Pinto HR, but I did say it was gonna take a fortunate bounce for you to go home with the ball.

 

I tried!

[Riverbrian]

LOL... My cat for ten years... Is gone!!!

[Gibby]

,Wrong side of the pole.

 

I told my youngest, "There is no right side of the pole".

[stringer bell]

If they play tomorrow, perhaps Fuld for Kubel.

[Squirrel]

I blame Chitown.

I blame me, too.

[Gibby]

LOL... My cat for ten years... Is gone!!!

 

How can you tell?

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm sure it's obvious, but I'm struggling to get the reference.

The full quote, or something close: "Well, yes...but other than THAT, what did you think of the play, Mrs Lincoln?"

[Squirrel]

LOL... My cat for ten years... Is gone!!!

That makes me sad. Why? Poor kitty will be so confused after 10 years in a nice home.

[Gibby]

That happened.

[Guest USAFChief]

LOL... My cat for ten years... Is gone!!!

They grow up so fast, don't they?

[Squirrel]

Sigh

[Gibby]

That makes me sad. Why? Poor kitty will be so confused after 10 years in a nice home.

 

But he's on a farm, with all kinds of other kitties to play with.

[ashbury]

How can you tell?

 

No more calling cards in his shoes, for one thing.

[Squirrel]

I hate seeing Nathan as a Tiger.

[ashbury]

They grow up so fast, don't they?

 

And if he's like our cat, he won't call either, except maybe on Christmas.

[Squirrel]

But he's on a farm, with all kinds of other kitties to play with.

Yeah, OUTSIDE, fending for himself. He wasn't raised as a barn cat.

[stringer bell]

The sun is out and the wind has diminished. Now finish this one off.

[Squirrel]

Geeez, c'mon Perk. Keerap.

[Gibby]

My kids dead rat sat in a Macy's box in the back yard all winter.

[Gibby]

Yeah, OUTSIDE, fending for himself. He wasn't raised as a barn cat.

 

Have you seen Brian's house?

[Guest USAFChief]

Yeah, OUTSIDE, fending for himself. He wasn't raised as a barn cat.

Well...he was raised at Bri's house.

 

EDIT: Scooped by Gibby. The shame of it all.

[jokin]

I'm sure it's obvious, but I'm struggling to get the reference.

 

Inappropriately soliciting a review of "Our American Cousin ".....

[stringer bell]

Nice play by Escobar. Two outs to go.

[ashbury]

My kids dead rat sat in a Macy's box in the back yard all winter.

 

Fresh air did it some good, I trust?

[Squirrel]

Okay, holding my breath until we get the last out.

[Riverbrian]

That makes me sad. Why? Poor kitty will be so confused after 10 years in a nice home.

 

Well... To be honest the Cat hates us. It was part of a wild litter of kittens found in a boat without a mother. We had no idea what that meant when we brought that home.

 

It's been 10 years of hissing... But I'm sitting here watching the game... My wife comes in with a box.

 

Says to me... "They called... They can take her now"

 

I say "you're serious" "Now?"

 

"Yep Now" she grabs the cat... It makes a terrible ruckus... Into the box and away she went.

 

It was like 30 seconds in between pitches and poof...

 

Now I'm convinced I'm going to an old folks home when thing get tough later.