Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 4/5@12:05pm CT

[Guest USAFChief]

Nice looking swing by Floor-E-Mon...

...for me to POOP on!

[Riverbrian]

Anybody have any summer vacation plans?

[LaBombo]

Really want to see him have a clean sixth.

Consolation prize: not having to see him have a terrible 6th. Was there a replay involved again?

[BigTrane]

K-Flo

 

You called that one!

[Guest USAFChief]

You called that one!

Yeah, he went way out on a limb with that'n.

[Squirrel]

Anybody have any summer vacation plans?

 

I'm heading to Treasure Island Casino. Oh wait ... that was the radio ad.

[stringer bell]

Gatorade shower for Gardy w/ a win?

[Riverbrian]

Anybody have any summer vacation plans?

 

I'm thinking Yellowstone sounds nice... I've never seen a super volcano up close or been run over by a herd of buffalo.

[LaBombo]

I'm heading to Treasure Island Casino. Oh wait ... that was the radio ad.

If the Island is calling, I'm just gonna let it ring and see if it leaves a message.

[stringer bell]

BTW, the K's are not diminishing.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm heading to Treasure Island Casino. Oh wait ... that was the radio ad.

I believe it's "Treasure Island Resort and Casino."

 

On your way, be sure to stop off and "Save big money at Menard's."

[LaBombo]

I'm thinking Yellowstone sounds nice... I've never seen a super volcano up close or been run over by a herd of buffalo.

There's spring training for the latter if you're interested:

 

http://www.thegreatbullrun.com/events/mn2014/

 

Guessing the trick to it is to drink enough to numb the pain, but not enough to impair motor skills.

[Guest USAFChief]

Nice wheels, Joe.

[twinscowboysbulls]

Why does Joe Mauer suck according to National Media? The fox crew is just tearing him down it feels like.

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm thinking Yellowstone sounds nice... I've never ... been run over by a herd of buffalo.

It's my understanding there's no need for you to bring your roller skates.

[JB_Iowa]

It's my understanding there's no need for you to bring your roller skates.

 

But their gals will dance by the light of the moon.

[Guest USAFChief]

Kubel: "The reports of my demise are greatly exagerated.

[BigTrane]

Why does Joe Mauer suck according to National Media? The fox crew is just tearing him down it feels like.

'Cause they'd rather be calling a Cards game.

[Squirrel]

Ok, this is what I was worried about when the team brought Kubel north.

Arcia should not be sitting on the bench, especially against a RH pitcher.

Okay, I'm just being a bit pratty with this, but you were saying?

 

(And yes, I realize it could have easily gone the other way, and Arcia was out with a sore wrist, but I just couldn't resist.)

[Craig Arko]

Why does Joe Mauer suck according to National Media? The fox crew is just tearing him down it feels like.

 

At least they can say his name. Consider that a win.

[Riverbrian]

There's spring training for the latter if you're interested:

 

http://www.thegreatbullrun.com/events/mn2014/

 

Guessing the trick to it is to drink enough to numb the pain, but not enough to impair motor skills.

 

 

I wonder how i'd look in a suit like this.

[Guest USAFChief]

You can't pitch yourself into a save situation.

 

You can, however, pitch someone else into a save situation.

[Squirrel]

Omg, Brian ... that photo makes me cringe ... and I'm a girl.

[BigTrane]

At least they can say his name. Consider that a win.

"Dozer"... sounds like Sleepy in Snow White.

[notoriousgod71]

Don't light the cigar just yet, Gardy...

[Riverbrian]

Routine Mop up duty for Perkins

[Squirrel]

C'mon Perk ...

[JB_Iowa]

Is every game going to be an adventure???

[Riverbrian]

Omg, Brian ... that photo makes me cringe ... and I'm a girl.

 

What? Is the suit too much?

[Guest USAFChief]

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I wonder how i'd look in a suit like this.

Overdressed.